JANINE Tugonon breaks up with boyfriend on TV. AFP
Relatives of Warring Couple have joined the messy fray.
Vociferous Relative of Male Half of WC apparently has an axe to grind against the family of Female Half.
Well-placed source says VR goaded MH into making trouble and asking for extra moolah from FH, who naturally went ballistic. FH’s loved ones are livid.
VR claimed the entire clan looked down on MH.
FH’s Snobbish Sibling once dismissed MH as a “cheap loser.” At one point, FH slammed the phone on MH’s kin. Uh-oh.
Roaring cougar
PATRICK Garcia
Glamorous Celebrity cannot accept the fact that she’s over the hill.
Behind her back, frenemies describe GC as a “cougar on the prowl.”
GC is said to have snatched Hunky Athlete from the cradle. Now they’re entangled in a torrid affair—sans commitment.
“No strings attached, just pure passion,” said a mole.
GC is always trolling for fresh prey in bars and when a guy refuses to tango with her, she’s quick to exclaim: “Don’t you know who I am?” Roar.
Sartorially challenged
Pretty Starlet is among the most stunning newbies in her home studio. Unfortunately, she has poor taste in fashion.
CLAUDINE Barretto
At one event, PS showed up in a dowdy rag, much to the production staff’s frustration. An insider had to send one underling to a nearby boutique, to buy a ritzier outfit for PS.
Perhaps the network should hire a stylist. It could certainly afford to.
Sounds family
Heard on the Radyo Inquirer program “Kliq Showbiz” (dzIQ 990 AM, Monday to Friday, 3 to 5 p.m.):
This one sounds like a case of déjà vu. Beautiful Starlet insists she’s very happy in the company of Handsome Actor.
HEART Evangelista
Unfortunately, she cannot say the same of HA’s family.
A mole knows for sure that HA’s parents gave BS the thumbs-down. They think her rep is quite checkered for one so young.
The family of Cute Hunk, BS’ previous boyfriend, expressed the very same misgiving. CH’s mom and dad also frowned upon BS, whom they thought too flirty for comfort.
Compatible
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Gaudy Celebrity has something in common with Hunky Beau: They both like men. Talk about compatibility.
According to a spy, HB is as merrily queer as GC, his new benefactor, although more discreet and reserved.
Looks like instant karma for GC. HB was involved with Flamboyant Subordinate before hooking up with GC.
HB is moving up.
Top of the Bandera
The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved if we are moved.)
Sarah: Iba yung reward na ibinibigay ng Diyos kapag sinusunod mo ang mga magulang mo! (Sori, ha, pero depende rin sa magulang.)
JOHN Lloyd Cruz
Pagkatapos ng mahabang panahong paghihintay, apl.de.ap gustong ituloy ang panliligaw kay KC, pero balak munang suyuin si Sharon (Pare, Pinoy ka nga!)
Sobrang napagod sa iskandalo; Heart tatakasan ang magulang, “magtatago” raw muna sa Amerika. (What about us? We want to escape that, too!)
Janine Tugonon walang awa, ipinahiya ang ex-BF. (We have reservations about this.)
Wedding gown ni Ai-Ai sagot ni Kris; magiging ka-level daw ni Ai-Ai sina Angelina Jolie, J-Lo at Taylor Swift. (Wow, ’teh, haba ng hair mo!)
James Yap bawal sa birthday party ni Bimby. (Malaki na siya; kaya niya ‘yan.)
Isang malaking gimik lang ang kanilang relasyon; True ba, Chiz binabayaran daw si Heart ng P100,000 sa bawat “date?” (Uh, get in line?)
John Lloyd pagod na pagod na raw sa katatrabaho, gusto nang mamahinga. (Patay lang yata ang dapat “mamahinga.”)
Kitang-kita sa video, nagtatawanan na parang nang-aasar; Fans ni Daniel galit na galit kina Elmo at Julie Ann. (Fans, get a life.)
Daniel Padilla asar kay Justin Bieber. (’Di papansinin ni Bieber ’yan, sayang lang.)
Dalawa na kasi ang anak, kailangang magbago na; Patrick Garcia: “Good boy na ‘ko!” (We’ll be watching.)
Birdie ni Jhong Hilario nag-hello, kumalat sa Instagram. (Hello rin po!)
Kung noon, type magkaroon ng pamilya, ngayon…Raymart ayaw nang buntisin si Claudine: Mahirap ang buhay, OK na ang 2! (If this is the only reason, pwede.)
Claudine “pinagbantaan” ang anak ni Marjorie. (Pinatulan ang pamangkin?)
Rochelle Pangilinan ayaw pa ring pakasalan si Arthur Solinap. (Bakit kaya?)