‘Accessory’ to crime busted

LOVI Poe is deluged by negative rumors.

Pretty Starlet shared a dressing room with Beautiful Colleague on an out-of-town gig.

During that trip, PS misplaced a designer belt. Days later, PS bumped into BC, who was wearing a fashion accessory that looked strangely familiar!

BC insisted that she bought the pricey belt abroad. But it clearly bore PS’ initials. File under E, for embarrassing.

Jealous type

Heard on Radyo Inquirer’s “Kliq Showbiz” (dzIQ 990 AM, Monday to Friday, 3 to 5 p.m.): Controversial Celebrity’s relationship with Popular Star is on the rocks.

CC’s persistent jealousy is the culprit, a mole says. CC gets insanely possessive, not only with PS, but with friends as well. CC allegedly gets upset when friends go out without her.

Apparently, CC wants to be the center of attention, 24/7. So why is CC surprised when friends don’t invite her? Who wants a party pooper around?

No wonder PS is supposedly planning to break up with CC.

Down, not out

ANNE Curtis gets in trouble for sexy outfit.

Read in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera: Popular Performer is depressed.

After a series of career setbacks, PP has refused to venture outside the parental home. PP attained considerable fame not so long ago, but now he has sort of disappeared.

Handlers blame PP’s Gorgeous Sweetheart. Perhaps they don’t approve of GS? Perhaps PP should be more honest about personal matters since, it’s been proven, truth liberates.

Revelation for sale

Observers are aghast at the money-grubbing ways of Scandalous Personality.

SP recently figured in a salacious controversy. SP purportedly promised a tell-all interview to Powerful Insider—for the right price.

SP merely wanted to cash in, after turning off Famous Benefactor. Yup, FB has dropped SP like hot kamote.

Monster-in-law

ALDEN Richards forgives tricycle driver.

We detect enmity between Intriguing Personality and Infamous In-law.

IP has been unleashing sharp statements that seem curiously aimed at II. Is IP mad at II—or just mad? IP and II have little tiffs every now and then, but this one looks major.

Is IP publicly shaming II for an alleged addiction to cosmetic surgery? Ouch.

Top of Bandera

The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved.)

Lovi Poe ang arte-arte, walang ginawa kundi magreklamo. (Your last name is not a license to behave that way.)

Anne tumangging mag-endorso ng kandidato kahit milyones ang bayad. (Uh, good girl?)

Krista Miller sinuwerte nang maghiwalay sina Cesar at Sunshine. (And if they get back together?)

Krista Miller sinungaling daw, mas maraming kakampi si Sunshine. (One way or another, the wife wins.)

Isang malaking kasalanan na raw ang pagiging artista; Kylie: “Ang bigat sa akin na sabihing Muslim ako.” (Ang bigat naman.)

Angeline “dinaya” sa Himig Handog ng ABS-CBN? (But how?)

DEREK Ramsay isn’t interested in certain celeb.

Edukado kaya ayaw nang magsalita; Tatay ni Pauleen kontrang kontra sa relasyon ng anak kay Bossing. (Maybe Bossing is his age?)

JM de Guzman adik na adik ngayon sa martial arts. (Better than drugs—agree?)

Gretchen ayaw kumain sa catering ng “Juan de la Cruz.” (Baka busog.)

Pelikula nina Vice Ganda at Maricel nagkaproblema agad. (Not again!)

Anne nagpasabog sa “ASAP 18,” muntik nang lumabas ang pisngi ng langit. (Was that “muntik” enough?)

Anne inireklamo ng mga nanay, iimbestigahan ng MTRCB. (Ang mga tatay kaya?)

Hindi boto ang pamilya sa bagong boyfriend; Ai-Ai “nagluluksa” raw dahil sa matinding problema sa love life. (Ai-Ai is what, 16?)

Jodi “maramot” pa rin ’pag si Jolo na ang pinag-uusapan: “Basta OK kami, ’yun lang.” (And that’s enough for us.)

Heart ayaw maging “Epal Queen” sa kandidatura ni Chiz. (Stay away then…far away. )

Black propaganda laban sa pamilya Revilla tuluy-tuloy na. (Parang election!)

Alden Richards pinatawad ang tricycle driver na bumangga sa kanya, hindi na kakasuhan. (Good—choose your battles.)

“Showtime” malapit nang matsugi, sobrang laki raw kasi ng budget. (Can’t just trim the fat?)

Cristine kakambal na ang kanegahan, lagi na lang tinitira ang pag-uugali.  (Intervention, now!)

Yeng: “Gusto ko nang ma-in love, pero wala, e!” (Just wait.)

Joross engaged, pero ayaw pang magpakasal. (Anlabo!)

Kahit “binasted” ang manliligaw na French director; KC: “Sabi ko sa kanya, siya pa rin ang lalaking gusto kong pakasalan!” (Eto pa isa—anlabo!)

Julia, may bonggang pasabog sa 18th b-day; Coco may aaminin na. (Eto na ba, whatever that is?)

Albie Casino walang kuwentang kausap. (E ’di huwag kausapin.)

Walang kadala-dala; Ethel Booba nawala sa show ni Willie dahil sa katigasan ng ulo. (Plus, what Willie says, goes. Didn’t she know that?)

Derek Ramsay hindi type dyowain ang anak ni Vicki Belo. (Friends lang siguro ang habol niya.)

Richard, Sarah Lahbati nagpapakaligaya sa Switzerland, may balak na raw magpakasal. (Let’s suspend disbelief for now.)

Fans nina Kim at Sarah away-away na, bastusan ang laban. (Fans, get a life!)

Pokwang nagbago ang ugali, sumobra ang yabang? (Not cool.)

Bella Flores kailangan ng tulong ng mga kaibigan sa show biz. (Tara!)