Multitasking gay juggles three boys

ANGEL Locsin

Talk about multitasking. No wonder Influential Gay has become ultra-successful in the biz; he’s a whiz at time management.

Industry Veteran is impressed that IG can divide his rather limited free time among three Hunky Playmates.

HP1 is the toast of Tinseltown. He achieved considerable fame because IG made sure he got the right breaks.

HP2 apparently wanted to become as popular as HP1. What a role model!

HP3 is IG’s good ol’dependable “spare tire.” Does IG keep him around for sentimental reasons, or just in case HP1 and HP2 are busy with their respective projects?

Boy on the side

An observer raised a brow when Hunky Bit-player won a scene-stealing role in a high-profile project.

A mole thought it was because HB was the new pet of Powerful Gay. A highly placed source, however, asserted that HB was one of the kept boys of Rich Cougar.

RC has always had a soft spot for young studs. RC allegedly keeps HB on the side, just in case Beleaguered Beau is unavailable.

Control freak

KATHRYN Bernardo

Handsome Star ruffled Industry Veteran’s feathers. HS can be such a control freak, a source says.

HS reportedly had strong opinions about a project’s media campaign—which IV swiftly vetoed. HS urged Feisty Supporter to lobby for his ideas.

However, IV prevailed, convincing FS that “publicity and marketing” are not HS’ strong suits. HS should leave it to the pros.

Text war

Via text, Scandalous Celebrity sought Flamboyant Buddy’s comments on the rather nasty reputation of Colorful Personality. FB unleashed a mouthful.

FB said CP, who’s less experienced in the biz, should be made aware of the observations of peers.

SC showed FB’s text message to CP, who was naturally offended and declared war against FB.

Disappointed, FB broke ties with SC as well.

Insecure

Controversial Personality is fatally insecure, according to an industry insider. CP gets anxious whenever Gaudy Friend chats with Popular Frenemy.

Like CP, GF once quarreled with PF. And when GF patched things up with PF, CP got antsy.

Is CP nervous that GF and PF would compare notes? Will GF and PF soon discover CP’s inconsistencies?

Top of Bandera

SHARON Cuneta

The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved if we are moved.)

Napipikon na raw sa panunukso sa kanila ng Brapanese model; Kris: hindi talaga kami interesado ni Daniel Matsunaga sa isa’t isa! (Where there’s smoke… unfortunately, even where there’s none, sometimes.)

Sharon may pasabog sa 2013, kinakarir na ang pagpapapayat. (Progress reports on Twitter please!)

Baron Geisler, tumigil ka na sa mga kadramahan mo!(Well, he is an actor, isn’t he?)

Hindi na raw masikmura ang matinding politika; ER Ejercito na-bad trip, ayaw nang sumali sa MMFF. (We heard may na-bad trip din sa acting niya.)

Masyado raw kasing malihim sa kanyang lovelife; Pelikula ni Bossing sa MMFF minalas daw dahil kay Pauleen. (Actually, maybe the audiences are tired of “Enteng.”)

Fans nina Daniel at Kathryn nagtatampo kina Kris, Vice at Ai-Ai. (Dahil number one ang “Sisteraka”? Puwede!)

Pwet ni Dingdong kinagat-kagat ni Angelica; Richard nagpasilip din ng tambok (And there’s just no way we can unsee that.)

Ate Guy payag ikampanya si Erap sa 2013 election, wala raw silang matinding away; ‘Kung para sa kabutihan ng mga kababayan natin, bakit hindi!’(Let us remind you that it was  the sambayanan that ousted him.)

Hinding-hindi na magsusuot ng “mahalay” na gown; nagmumurang boobs ni Kris magpapahinga na (Oh, thank goodness.)

DANIEL Matsunaga

Pagpasok pa lang ng Bagong Taon binalahura na  si Angel Locsin, nabiktima na naman ng mga “demonyo.”(Anyone has an exorcist on speed dial?)

Baron minalas pa sa pagtatapos ng 2012; Willie maraming pasabog sa 2013. (Should we get our lawyers ready?)

Baka raw kasi lamunin siya nang buhay sa aktingan, Vilma takot na takot pa rin kay Ate Guy, ayaw pa ring makasama sa pelikula? (Has anyone considered the possibility that… maybe it’s not just about acting?)

Mga TV crew bwisit kay Marian, mas type raw ang ugali ni Angel (Oh, sounds juicy.)

Kris tuluy-tuloy pa rin ang swerte sa 2013, sasabak sa politika sa 2016. (Why are we not surprised?)

Aljur nakipaghiwalay na kay Kylie pinili ang trabaho kesa sa love life. (Maybe it was her dad.)

Kailangang ingatan ang love life ngayong 2013; Relasyong Zanjoe-Bea wawasakin ng isang malanding female star. (We’ll definitely be in the front rows watching!)

Enchong hindi tatantanan ng mga intrigera, magiging biktima ng pekeng video scandal. (Uh-oh.)

Show ni Willie sa TV5 inilipat sa umaga dahil sa mga senior citizen (Really? That’s the reason?)

Hindi lang si Angel ang nabiktima, marami pang iba ‘Si DJ Mo ang nambababoy sa akin!’ (And another one bites the dust.)

Vice Ganda nilait daw si Ate Guy, mga Noranians nagwala sa galit. (Huwag makipagbiruan sa mga Noranian!)

Kris nabwisit sa blogger: Personal na ang tira niya! (Get over it. There are people who just don’t like you.)

Mga taga-ABS nanood ng “Sosy Problems” ng GMA. (And there’s nothing wrong with that.)

Nagkakaproblema raw sa billing ang kanilang Valentine concert; Pops ayaw pumayag na mauna ang pangalan niya kay Regine, siya raw ang concert queen!? (Go alphabetical. Problem solved.)

“Sharon” tsugi na raw sa TV5, sawa na ang tao sa katatawa niya? (Because she laughs a lot? Gee.)

Aljur bibili ng mansyon para iregalo sa pamilya. (What a nice Papa!)

Marian, mas magiging daring at palaban sa “Temptation of Wife.” (The things they’ll do for ratings…)

Bossing, Bong nakabawi kina Angel at Dingdong; “Sisterakas” number one pa rin. (Uh, congrats?)