Not on Santa’s list: Controversial celebs’ child throws a tantrum

BARON Geisler

Why did precocious child of controversial celebrities throw a tantrum in public?

Shocked observers caught PC in a full-blown hissy fit, screaming at Befuddled Parent: “I hate you! You don’t give me aguinaldo (Christmas gift)!”

Is that the reason why BP is upset with Estranged Partner? Does BP blame EP for PC’s intermittent outbursts?

Are there parents on Santa’s list? Seems someone’s been naughty this year.

Ballroom meltdown

By now, a lot of ink has been spilled about the reported confrontation between Baron Geisler and several TV5 talents during the MVP ball last week.

EDGAR Allan Guzman

Filmmaker Jose Javier Reyes told Rushes that he was chatting with Geisler about the actor’s desire to turn a new leaf— barely an hour before the supposed encounter with Edgar Allan Guzman. Geisler had reportedly taken offense because Guzman didn’t say hi, and threatened to slap the latter.

Noel Ferrer, Guzman’s manager, issued this statement: “It’s an unfortunate incident. Edgar has always looked up to Baron… I hope this doesn’t happen again.”

Wine was said to overflow at the event.

Arnold Vegafria, Geisler’s manager, told Rushes that he had a serious talk with the actor’s family. “I required them to assign a chaperone to Baron everywhere, especially social gatherings.”

Vegafria said Geisler was manic-depressive and undergoing treatment. “He broke up with his (non-showbiz) girlfriend.”

Asked if he wasn’t fed up with Geisler’s public meltdowns, Vegafria said: “Baron and other people with bipolar disorder need understanding.”

Somber season

While the entire room was celebrating to the hilt, Major Star was spotted in a huddle with Top Exec in one corner of a huge party place.

MS looked serious, apparently in no mood to make merry.

Was the somber mood because of a business deal that went awry? MS was stuck with the shorter end of the stick and ended up working, gratis.

All MS asked was to be treated fairly.

Wrong send

Reality Hunk has always been perceived as homophobic. Not a few observers have been turned off by his overbearing, self-righteous ways.

A Production Staffer was once shocked to receive an SMS from RH, obviously sent mistakenly. In the wayward message, RH was asking a certain agent to hook him up with a prospective gay client, having “lots of bills to pay.”

Standout

ROCCO Nacino has a crush on Lovi Poe?

Seasoned Performer can’t help upstaging other entertainers.

SP was slated to sing with Popular Star and Talented Artist. Right before the production number, SP asked an assistant to make sure that PS and TA wore black outfits, as the director specified.

However, SP herself slipped into a red dress. The result was, SP stood out but incurred the ire of colleagues.

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Top of Bandera

ROBIN Padilla

The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera

(and why we are moved, if we are moved.):

Na-shock sa ginawang paghuhubad sa men’s magazine; Derek naglaway sa kaseksihan ng bagong leading lady, nagpigil sa panggigigil. (Confusing.)

Grabe talaga ang “kamandag” sa mga lalake; Rocco baliw na baliw na kay Lovi; Jake Cuenca, Ronald Singson ibinasura na. (Uh, her father’s daughter?)

Koko Pimentel pinilit daw ng nanay na ligawan si Kris. (It has come to this?)

Huwag na huwag lang daw magpapakita sa kanila; Jed Madela binantaan ng fans ni Daniel, sasampalin at sasaktan daw. (Huh? Why?)

“Eat Bulaga” lilipat na sa ABS-CBN, ayaw na sa GMA? (Different station, same stuff.)

Charice biglang nalaos dahil sa pagsikat ni Jessica Sanchez. (There’s room enough! Anuvah?)

Kaya raw nagtatampo at masama ang loob; Pac-Man nakalimutan na ang mga dating kaibigan, di maabutan kahit barya-barya lang. (Remember who you meet on the way up… same people on the way down.)

Basketball player hiniwalayan si Valerie dahil tumangging magpakasal. (Fair enough.)

Matagal na palang nagdidiva-divahan kaya maraming nakaaway; Mataray na male singer pintasero, harapang binabastos ang mga katrabaho. (Ah, si ______?)

MARIEL Rodriguez: On one condition

Inutusang huwag nang magsalita tungkol sa ex-GF; Albie Casiño ayaw nang patulan si Andi, tahimik na ang buhay . (Good. Both of you, move on already.)

Apl.de.ap umuwi pa ng Pinas para suportahan si ER. (El Presidente e!)

Kaya raw kailangan niyang pagbayaran agad; halikan nina Binoe at Kris sa serye ng

ABS-CBN, ‘kasalanan’ sa Islam. (And he risked that for what?)

Kinabwisitan hanggang sa huling taping ng kanilang serye; aktor na nalulong sa bisyo, nag-inarte pa rin, pinahirapan ang mga katrabaho. (Divaaaah!)

Pac-Man mas lalong kinawawa sa pagkapanalo ni Donaire. (Time for new blood.)

Mariel naghahanda nang maging Muslim, iwas na rin sa baboy. (We mean pork, no?)

Bukod daw sa mahilig mangalabit ang bagong dyowa; John Lloyd naadik sa kili-kili ni Angelica, laging inaamuy-amoy. (Ew. Yun lang.)

Angel Locsin: Di pa ako handang mabuntis at maging nanay! (Huwag pilitin!)

Dennis babalik sa ABS-CBN pag natapos ang kontrata sa GMA 7. (Ping-pong?)

Kris nag-emote sa Twitter, wasak na naman ang puso. (Ho-hum.)

Shaina mas kapani-paniwala raw ang relasyon kay Sam kesa sa pagli-link sa kanila ni Piolo. (Agree. Spin a win!)

Bahay ni male singer baklang-bakla, pero lalake raw siya. (Well, technically, that is still true.)

Mula noong araw na sagutin siya ni Bea Alonzo; “Sobrang pumogi raw ako, kaya ang suwerte-suwerte ko!”—Zanjoe (Kung girl ka, ang haba ng hair!)

Male star, mayamang celebrity pineke ang paghihiwalay. (Uh, okay.)

Magpapaka-martir si Mariel kay Robin sa isang kundisyon… “Gusto ko ako lang ang asawa niya!” (Good luck.)

Ikaanim na anak ni Binoe nagpa-DNA test. (Kasi naman.)

Regine baka raw masunog ang vocal cords. (Wear sunblock.)

Parang pinagbiyak na “sangkalan” ang kanilang mukha; Nanay ni Female Singer inggitera, ayaw talagang pakabog sa anak. (Kilala namin ito a.)

Bukod kina Edgar Allan at Divine Lee, TV reporter, young star “nabiktima” rin ni Baron. (Collateral damage.)

Ipinanganak po siya na butas ang puso, 26 days lang siyang nabuhay!’; Bong, Lani hindi pa rin makalimutan ang namatay na anak dahil sa pills. (That also happens in families that don’t practice contraception.)

Heart pinakasosyal na babae sa show biz; Rhian, Solenn at Bianca niregaluhan ng bonggang alahas. (Nice friend!)

Bianca “true love” ang gustong regalo ngayong Pasko. (Can’t buy that.)

Sa wakas, umamin na rin sa tunay nilang relasyon; “Sa totoo lang, ayoko nang makasama si Rayver!”–Cristine. (E di ’wag.)

Parang baboy na kinakatay kapag nalalasing; Aktor bumalik sa pagiging “adik” kaya hiniwalayan ng girlfriend. (Hmmm, si ____ pa rin ito.)

Mas maganda, mas sexy at mas magaling sumagot sa Q&A, Miss Philippines Janine Tugonon “dinaya” sa Miss Universe 2012!? (This is a bad habit—pag ’di nanalo, dinaya?)

Paulo Avelino na-bad trip sa mga tanong ni Boy Abunda. (Nagpa-interview ka e.)

Marian walang karapatang ikumpara kay Ate Guy! (Agree!)

Rhian nasayang ang kayamanan sa dating dyowa. (Now you’re talking.)