Handsome hunk rowdy when drunk

ENCHONG Dee

During a splashy event, some celebrity revelers each had one drink too many. And while others were content to simply make noise, Handsome Hunk went a bit too far.

HH trashed art works displayed at the venue. His handlers ordered everyone to keep mum about the incident.

Still, his home studio had to pay for the damaged art pieces.

Will HH’s bosses deduct the amount from his take-home pay, like what happened to Erring Star in a Rival Firm?

Seems HH has a history of being rowdy when intoxicated. Months earlier, HH got quite boisterous, smashing a glass trophy at a victory party.

Rated RO for Repeat Offender.

Heartthrob’s new toy

MARIAN Rivera

Remember Dreamy Guy, who gifted Stunning Starlet with a super-costly luxury car?

Turned out, DG also bought a pricey sports car for himself. This new toy cost twice as much as his gift to SS.

Where does DG get all this moola? Don’t look at DG’s former Rich Girlfriend, a cougar with cash to spare.

DG’s pretty hard-working naman.

Denied by best friend

Show biz Insider was thrilled to guest in a chat show since the topic was long and enduring friendships.

SI suggested to the Production Coordinator to invite Best Buddy, another industry bigwig, to the show. PC approached BB and was floored by the reaction.

BB exclaimed coldly: “I’m sorry, but I am not SI’s best friend.”

SI soon learned of the rejection and was despondent.

Will sadness soon turn into fury? Should BB be worried about nasty rumors that might start circulating soon?

There’s no worse enemy than a former best friend.

KIM CHIU. Photo by ROMY HOMILLADA

Mr. & Ms Souse

Wholesome Guy has a clean-cut image, as required by his bosses.

WG has a nasty secret, though. WG has a slight drinking problem. During big events, all sorts of bottled spirits are always laid out on WG’s table.

Turned out, WG has an enabler at home. WG’s Pretty Partner loves liquor, too.

While PP is soused, WG secretly flirts with other girls.

Talk about the oldest trick in the book.

Pawn star

Talented Performer won a major local award.

TP confided to a friend: “What am I to do with this trophy? “

Friend assured TP that the award was quite prestigious—a big boost to anyone’s career.

TP had a bizarre suggestion: “Should I just pawn or sell the trophy? Do you want to buy it for P4,000? I need cash.”

ANGELICA Panganiban

Top of the Bandera

The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved if we are moved):

Kris, Joey pareho pa ring single, ayaw nang magpakasal (And the whole nation should think we’re all the better for it?)

Sarah Geronimo matapang sa trabaho pero duwag naman sa lalake. (And whose fault is that?)

Maraming lalake ang nanliligaw sa kanya sa text
Pero  hindi ko sila nirereplayan!—Maja Salvador (Good for you! Anong klaseng ligaw yan?)

Kim: Ibang klase talagang lalake si Xian! (Whatever does that mean?)

Sigaw ng fans: Ayaw namin sa babaeng nega! Gerald mamalasin dahil kay Cristine. (But is anyone else listening to them?)

Enchong Dee iwas na iwas ngayon sa nakakataba na food. (Oh you can afford it for a few more years. Enjoy!)

Nagwawala sa galit ngayon ang mga Noranians; Ate Guy binastos ni Georgina Wilson, wala raw respeto. (No one disrespects Ate Guy and gets away with it. At least, not with Noranians still around.)

Ayaw nang tumakbong konsehal sa 2013 election; Angelica de la Cruz: mas gusto kong mabuntis! (Oh! Good luck to you!)

Daig pa raw ang mga alalay at bodyguard; KC Montero daig pa ang aso, laging nakabuntot kay Rhian. (Can’t blame the guy for sticking close.)

Marian hindi uubra sa katarayan ni Alessandra. (Girls, you’re both pretty, okay?)

Ayaw patalbog kina Marian at Angel; Maja: Gusto ko ring maging Darna! (Uhmmmm… go for it?)

Pati raw “Eat Bulaga” ginagamit sa pagresbak sa mga kaaway; Tito Sotto mas magaling na kontrabida kesa kay Helen Gamboa. (And again… whose fault is that?)

Gusto raw kasing agawin sa kanya si Julia; Enchong: Hindi ahas si Coco! (Uh, something missing here?)

Ayaw nang patulan ang mga nanglalait sa bago niyang itsura; Gretchen dedma sa bansag na ‘tigas mukha.’(We’re speechless, but not for the same reason.)

Sigaw ng mga galit na galit na Noranians; ‘Hoy mga Vilmanian, hindi peke ang award ni Ate Guy sa Venice!’ (Yeah, you tell ’em!)

Ayaw sagutin kung magdyowa na sila ni Jolo; Jodi: Basta maligaya ako ngayon! (’Yun na!)

Nagkaroon sila ng isang sumpaan dahil sa isang himala; Jinkee: Wala nang makakasira sa amin ni Manny! (If you say so.)

Heart tinablan na rin ng hiya, tumangging bastusin ang GMA 7. (Better late than never.)

Naloka nang mag-high heels sa Venice filmfest; Ate Guy: Gusto ko naka-gown ako, tapos rubber shoes lang! (Many women wish that, truth to tell.)

Ikinumpara kasi sa isang tasa ng mapait na kape; Anne galit na galit pa rin kay Sam? (Now, this is getting out of hand.)

Pareho na ng buhok, natsitsismis pang tomboy; Yeng napipikon na raw kapag sinasabing kamukha ni Charice. (Uh, she’s probably had enough.)

So, totoong may balak na silang magpakasal; Diamond ring na bigay raw ni Lloydie, ibinandera ni Angelica. (Whoa, slow down!)

Ang sosyal naman.; John Lloyd, Angelica sa France magde-date. (Talaga? Walang movie?)

Kaya ipinagyabang ang diamond ring na bigay ni Lloydie; Angelica gustong asarin, inggitin at galitin si Shaina; inis pa rin kay Derek. (Just show off the ring, please.)

Anne: Wag n’yo akong tawaging singer, baka may magalit! (Baka marami, Anne.)