COCO Martin
Gay celeb was a regular visitor of Controversial Friend, who lives in a posh compound. GC had been smitten with the security guard at CF’s address.
The object of GC’s affection is quite dreamy, according to a mole. In spite of GC’s promises, the guy remained elusive. GC was perplexed; he usually got his way with prospects.
Turns out, the guard is cautious because GC has a rep for being chatty. Plus, the hunk is afraid that GC might shoot a video of their intimate moments—if ever. After all, GC’s bosom buddy, CF, earlier caused quite a stir that way. As they say, “Birds of a feather …”
Past tense
Perhaps Veteran Actor thought Show biz Newcomer was a doormat. He told SN: “There’s no need to get tense around me just because I’m the better performer.”
Unruffled, SN shrugged off the bullying. During a meal break, Character Actor dropped by to visit some cast members. CA hugged SN upon seeing the “newbie.” VA was perplexed.
HEART Evangelista
Later, VA pulled CA aside to ask what that was about. CA quipped casually: “SN is one of the most respected thespians in the theater world.” VA was stunned speechless.
Track record
Pretty Starlet has an unsavory reputation. A spy says PS is a notorious flirt and has succeeded in hooking up with almost everyone she’s been paired with onscreen.
It’s not a perfect record; PS failed to win Cute Hunk’s heart. Turned out, CH was just as addicted to boys as PS.
Caught in the act
Hunky guys and sexy gals threw a wild party at a village country club.
Clueless Neighbor, a show biz neophyte, made the mistake of passing by the shower room— catching Hunky Actor in a compromising position with an unnamed gay from the same studio where CN and HA work.
Embarrassed, CN rushed out of the porn scene. After the party, HA cornered CN, pleading with CN to remain mum about the indiscretion. HA admitted that he succumbed to gay admirers, but that he didn’t go all the way. Yikes, too much information!
Papa du jour
Handsome Hunk had a string of gay lovers, including Influential Gay and Closeted Actor.
ENCHONG Dee
HH has since converted and chosen to play with the other team. As luck would have it, HH knocked up a clueless girlfriend. He will now become a bona fide Papa.
Top of Bandera
The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved if we are moved):
Alden mapagbigay sa mga bading. (Uh, masuwerte ang mga bading?)
Richard bibigyan si Annabelle Rama para sa stem cell (That’s a lot of money.)
Ipamumukha sa pamilya na karapatan niyang lumigaya; Sarah gusto nang suwayin ang ina, handa na raw ipaglaban si Gerald. (This is getting tiresome.)
Shaina wala nang tiwala sa lalaki, na-trauma kay Lloydie (Here’s another one.)
Binuhay na naman ang Hayden Kho “sex scandal”; Maricar Reyes nilait-lait, hindi raw bagay kay Richard Poon (Her past shouldn’t determine her future.)
Ibibigay ang lahat para sa kanyang mahal na boyfriend; Vice Ganda sinagot ang eroplano at hotel ng buong basketball team (Wow! Bow.)
Wala raw siyang itatapon sa 2 hunk actor; BB Gandanghari gustong “tuhugin” sina Derek Ramsay at Daniel Matsunaga (And that’s a mental picture we’ll never get out of our heads.)
Charice sobrang yabang, Martin palpak sa “X Factor.” (Why are we always hearing about the judges?)
Dahan-dahan lang daw sa paninira sa kanila; John Lloyd napikon sa mga tsismosa, umapela sa press. (Henceforth, we’ll hurt you ever so gently. But we’ll still hurt you.)
Coco tatandang binata, mapili kasi sa babae (Better picky now than have regrets later.)
Bimby manang-mana kay James, babaero rin daw (But he’s not even a ’tween!)
Pen Medina feel na feel ang pagiging bading. (Kami rin!)
VICE Ganda
Mas mabuting bumalik na lang daw siya sa Amerika; Charice “pinalalayas” na sa ’Pinas (That must hurt.)
Sa pinirmahan niyang kontrata, bawal daw maging misis ng politiko; Kris: Japanese billionaire ang magiging asawa ko! (And next week, expect all this to change. Again.)
Heart: OK lang sa ’kin kung may mga anak na si Chiz! (Maybe this, too. Or maybe not, who knows?)
Sen. Miriam namimili ng politiko para maging BF ni Heart (May movie ba si Heart with Sen. Miriam?)
Enchong talunan, binasted na ni Julia (Arekup!)
Mariel walang kaalam-alam, asawa ’di nagpaalam; Binoe, Kris ginanahan sa halikan, mas gumaling pa sa romansahan (Anything for media mileage. How sad.)