Cutie Hunk’s phone studded with pics of… fellow hunks

And we thought Cutie Hunk (CH) was discreet.

On a long road trip, CH was seated beside Rushes Spy (RS), who couldn’t help noticing the photos in CH’s iPhone.

There have been persistent rumors about CH’s sexuality but, to his credit, CH has handled the scuttlebutt admirably well.

So RS was shocked to see that CH’s phone was studded (pun intended) with snapshots of other hunks in various states of undress!

Some pics were tame enough, RS said—guys lounging by the poolside or sweating it out in the gym. But one was way too incriminating—a naked man in bed.

Confirmed!

Fag Hag’s karma

Controversial Personality (CP) surrounds herself with gay men. She has styled herself as a gay-friendly celebrity of sorts.

However, CP is not well-liked in some circles because of her social-climbing, publicity-hounding and money-grubbing ways.

Well, CP seems to have gotten the ultimate comeuppance. She is romantically involved with a Hunky Guy who’s said to be a closet case.

Just desserts are hardly ever sweet.

Dubious scandal

An X-rated video is circulating on the Net.

The video shows Newbie Hunk (NH) in action with a female companion.

Instead of becoming a sensational scandal, the intrigue was perfunctorily and universally ignored.

Talk about collective dead-ma.

Could it be because discerning observers plainly see that the controversy was concocted to hype NH’s latest project?

Brazen!

Vacation from love

Now stars can issue denials on Twitter.

Former beauty queen Ruffa Gutierrez has been romantically linked with fellow TV5 star Derek Ramsey in chismis columns.

Last week, Ruffa’s tweets effectively extinguished the raging chatter: “Funny how I’m being linked to this and that hot guy… but I’m still on a self-imposed love sabbatical until November. Relax lang, okay?”

For good measure, she explained: “Wala pa ako sa mood. And when you’re not in the mood, you can’t force it.”

Show for Susan

DULCE

Singer Dulce is helping fellow Cebuana chanteuse Susan Fuentes, who is very sick, by mounting a benefit show.

Entitled “Usahay… A Moment for Susan,” the fund-raiser will be held on Aug. 28 at Zirkoh Morato in Quezon City.

“Her hospital bills are piling up. Friends in the music industry are pooling their resources for Susan’s medical needs,” Dulce wrote on her Facebook page.

The concert will feature various artists. Call 376-7287 for tickets.

Zanjoe’s dream

ZANJOE Marudo

Unknown to many, Zanjoe’s favorite sport is golf and, like many golfers, he dreams of becoming known in this field.

“I think everyone dreams of joining an international competition,” he says. “But I’m not ready; I’m just having fun right now. Golf is very relaxing, too.”

Asked if his girlfriend, Bea Alonzo also plays golf, he replies, “She tries… during her free time.”

Top of Bandera

LOVI Poe

The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved if we are moved):

Aga: Promise, hindi ako mangungurakot! (And, if you win, we will hold you to that. Promise.)

Ayaw munang mag-concert dahil nahihiya kay Bossing; Jose, Wally mas malaki ang talent fee sa live show kesa sa pelikula (What’s wrong with that?)

Lovi game na game sa hubaran, baguhang aktor bininyagan (Timely news. Her dad has just been proclaimed National Artist.)

Basta maligayang-maligaya siya sa kanyang dyowa; Vice: Di ko alam kung bigay siya ng Diyos o ng demonyo! (Yes—can’t have it both ways.)

Inaway-away dahil sa kanilang kadramahan; Solenn, Georgina napikon, nagtaray sa Twitter (God is fair. Pretty nga, mataray naman.)

Andrei Felix: Wala kaming ginagawang bastos ni Venus!

(E di… wala!)

Cogie: Gagawin ko ang lahat para sa baby ko! (Totally your business.)

Mahiwagang tanong para sa misteryosong tao sa kanyang buhay; Angelica: Bakla ka ba? (Had to be asked. We can never tell these days.)

Popsters tinawag na demonyo ang mga tsismosa; Sarah kinawawa uli, fans nagwala (Facepalm.)

Kris: Huwag po nating husgahan si Senator Chiz! (Dear girl, not on our account, please—or his.)

Kris kay Shalani: Inapi kita noon, nakabawi ka na! (Umaamin naman pala.)

Kris gumanda at mas bumata mula nang makasama si Chiz (Better than Belo?!)

May mga ligaw na kaluluwa sa dating bahay; James Blanco pinagsasakal ang asawa, sinaniban daw; Puro dwende naman sa nilipatang apartment (Ask the wife to dress like Snow White; that might make them happy.)

Richard, Sarah takot kay Annabelle kaya lihim ang relasyon (What are you, 12? Ay, that’s Annabelle Rama pala.)

Kaya raw nag-aapoy sa galit hanggang ngayon; Shaina 2 beses daw tinraydor ni Angelica dahil sa lalaki. (Gory details, quick!)

Charice nagmukhang pansit canton dahil sa buhok (Hair grows back; get over it.)

X Factor ‘maanomalya,’ judges mali-mali ang desisyon (Sorry na lang, di kayo judges.)

GRACE Lee

Grace Lee di pa magaling na host, bakel nang bakel (Uh, workshop?)

Derek, ikaw yata ang pinagbabantaan ng ex mo

Angelica: Sukdulan na ang panloloko mo! Humanda ka! (Why doesn’t this nonissue die, holy gods of the universe?)

Pia ayaw nang pabalikin ni Vic sa Eat Bulaga? (Eto pa ang isa.)