Actor loses ‘pogi points’ over ‘hygiene issue’
Gay Veteran Artist (VA) has always wanted to work with hunky Leading Man (LM), so VA was more than thrilled to finally get cast in a star-studded project that also features LM. VA was even happier when he read the script and realized that he was going to work closely with LM in some scenes.
VA soon realized that aside from being easy on the eye, LM was also kind and reliable on the set. But while he finished the production developing deeper respect for LM, VA said that his crush on the latter has since “dissipated,” especially after discovering something about his castmate. When asked what eventually turned him off, VA reluctantly said, “It’s a hygiene issue… Like Matinee Idol (MI) and Intense Actor (IA), LM’s breath stinks! Nakakabawas ng pogi points.”
Now that would be a “deal-breaker” for us, too.
TOP OF THE TABLOIDS
This week’s top show biz news from the tabloids (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
John Lloyd Cruz (left) and Bea Alonzo —CONTRIBUTED
• John Lloyd Cruz may inamin tungkol sa kanila ni Bea Alonzo: ‘Para akong nagsisinungaling kung sasabihin kong…’ (‘Di nga, Lloydie?)
• Tropa ni Andrea Brillantes na si Bea Borres balak sampahan ng kaso si Ricci Rivero dahil sa isyu ng ‘kabit’? (Hmm. Looks like there’s more to this story than we thought.)
• Hugot ni Julia Montes: ‘Sa dami nang nakakatrabaho natin, kung may genuine na tao… si Alden Richards ‘yun!’ (Peksman?)
Donny Pangilinan (left) and Belle Mariano —CONTRIBUTED
• Belle Mariano wish makagawa ng horror movie, game na game ring sumabak sa aksyon (From ‘Belle of the ball’ to ‘Jane of all trades’?)
• Hugot ni KC Concepcion sa mga lalaki: ‘Ayoko nang sinisigawan ako, ayoko yung nape-pressure at parang sinasakal ka na’ (So who is she talking about?)
• 10 entries sa MMFF 2023 ipalalabas din sa Hollywood, magkakaroon ng sariling awards night at red carpet (Let’s hope the fine lineup delivers on its promise.)
• Pagkatsugi agad ni Maricel Soriano sa ‘Pira-Pirasong Paraiso’ viral na, nagkaproblema nga ba sa production? (Well, what if the script just calls for it?)
• Ricardo Cepeda 1 week nang nakakulong, dinalaw ng mga kaibigan sa showbiz; anak kay Snooky nagsalita na rin sa estafa case (He did say he was just an endorser. #Anyare?)
Pia Wurtzbach —BANDERA
• Pia Wurtzbach takot na takot noon sa mga pusa: ‘My gosh! Cats are so easy pala, you only have to teach them once!’ (Weh. ‘Di nga?)
• PJ Abellana hindi pa rin kinakausap ni Carla: ‘Honestly, hindi talaga nagtapat sa akin ang aking anak’ (Lagot!)
