HAS CARMINA Villaroel “fallen” for Zaijian Jaranilla? Only the Kapamilya drama, “Lorenzo’s Time,” has the answer.
Years ago, Beautiful Actress tagged Cute Heartbreaker the ultimate heel. She told friends that CH was hardly gentlemanly when he broke up with Popular Star.
BA let everyone know that CH had mocked PS after a tear-drenched separation.
Fast forward to the here and now: BA was seen hanging out with CH at a posh mall.
Is BA a masochist? After having her heart shattered in her own failed relationship, is she rushing into another disaster waiting to happen? Or is she merely toying with CH?
BA knows CH’s game plan and, from the looks of it, she has the upper hand. She was overheard ordering CH around like an underling.
Close-door policy
The gala screening of Jun Lana’s “Bwakaw” at the Cinemalaya fest last Monday was a certified success—filling up the Main Theater of the Cultural Center of the Philippines to the rafters.
But doors of the theater were shut 30 minutes before the start of the screening. Even media people were refused entry and instructed by ushers to proceed to the balcony section.
The orchestra seats were apparently reserved for guest stars and starlets—some of whom had no connection with the film, or the indie scene for that matter.
SARAH Geronimo
Show biz na show biz na ang Cinemalaya, said one observer.
Macau hunks
Another Handsome Hunk has relocated to Macau.
A source says HH opted to work in Asia’s gambling paradise because his career in local show biz had skidded to a halt.
Meanwhile, another Macau-based Macho Man has returned home. MM seems content to appear in blink-and-you’ll-miss him roles in indie projects that are just as forgettable.
Bare essentials
Show biz Insider thought Acclaimed Actress was being a prima donna.
AA’s Strict Manager told SI that onscreen nudity was a no-no. Turned out, only SM was against the idea.
AA had no qualms about baring her assets unlike her Cute Partner, who refused to strip down to his undies.
Meet the folks
Closeted Actor was able to come out to his Beloved Dad, after all.
Years ago, CA introduced his beau at the time, Charming Hunk, to BD. CH was just a show biz neophyte then.
BD wholeheartedly accepted the relationship. Sadly, the two soon broke up. CH ended up in the arms of another Gay Actor. Unfortunately, CA couldn’t introduce CH to his Feisty Mom.
Top of Bandera
CAMILLE Prats
The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved if we are moved.
Jinkee Pacquiao parang ang tigas-tigas ng mukha (Let’s not mess with everything.)
Dahil na naman sa paglalaro niya ng frisbee, Derek Ramsey naaksidente sa Japan, umihi ng dugo (It’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt.)
Derek minalas nang iwan si Angelica at ang ABS-CBN; ‘Pero nakahiga na siya ngayon sa pera’ (Money and misfortune in the same breath can’t be right.)
Derek: Magaling na ang puso ko, pwede na uli! (Ang daming masaya ngayon!)
Janice: Di na kami magiging friends ni John Estrada (Not everyone is wired for that.)
Janice, hindi naging pabayang ina sa mga anak nila ni John. (That’s plain to see.)
Vicki, Hayden nagkabalikan na naman. (Here we go again …)
Pagkatapos i-deny na may nakarelasyon siyang transvestite, Martin Escudero pinagbantaan ng mga bading at tomboy (Oh, boy.)
Kahit di naging Kapuso, Dolphy waging wagi sa GMA 7 (Oh, you mean the tribute?)
Ate Guy muling winawasak sa isyu ng mga utang (Debts don’t die, even if you are Ate Guy.)
Pagkatapos ngang masangkot sa sex scandal; Hayden Kho magpapastor na lang daw? (You’ve got to be kidding us.)
MARTIN Escudero
Na-shock nang biglang dambahan ng isang fan; Coco: Grabe! Kakagatin niya talaga ako! (Fan-tasy meets reality—recipe for disaster.)
Nagkagulo sa CCP dahil kay Coco Martin (Eh kasi naman!)
Natatakot daw malasin ang bonggang career; Coco: Talaga pong wala pa akong time sa mga babae (That makes sense; there’s time for that later.)
Jennica Garcia mas palaban sa hubaran kaysa kay Jackie Rice. (This is really a case of, I’ve got to see it to comment on it.)
Dawn: Hindi kami close ni Rita Avila, hindi rin kami textmates! (Okay then. Let’s all move right along, shall we?)
Vice Ganda: Mag-asawa na ang turingan namin ni Kris (We had it coming, didn’t we?)
Ayaw daw kumain ng baboy kapag meron silang halikan; Kris nagpapaka-Muslim din dahil kay Robin. (We really should leave the unsuspecting Muslims out of this.)
April Boy Regino nalulong sa alak dahil sa sobrang depresyon?(Di ko kayang tanggapin!)
Sarah nag-inarte, tinanggihan ang bulaklak ni Gerald (OA.)
Gerald asar na kay Sarah, naghahanap ng bagong ka-date (Quick on his feet!)
Mommy Divine nabwisit sa landian nina Sarah at Gerald (Too strict, too long. Not funny at all, sorry.)
Mommy ni Sarah sobra na raw ang pagiging epal (Your words, not ours.)
Sarah nakakaawa, parang isang ibong laging nakakulong sa hawla (Oh, it could be far worse than you think.)
Tulad ni LT, Camille Prats ayaw nang mag-asawa ulit (And we can all help by leaving her alone to decide that.)
Alok na kasal ni Drew Arellano inayawan ni Iya Villania (We wonder why. No, truly.)
Pagbubuntis ni Angelica Jones, pinagtawanan lang (Who’s laughing? Spill it!)
Carmina, lalamunin ka talaga nang buhay ni Zaijian! (We hope you mean only in acting.)
Daniel Padilla nagkasakit sa sobrang pagtatrabaho (So young, so determined?)
Bigla na lang daw nag-isnaban sa Star Magic Party sa “ASAP 2012”; Maja, Matteo naghiwalay dahil sa selos. (Unfortunately, that’s all it takes sometimes.)
Mataba man o sexy, Regine hindi ipagpapalit ni Ogie (And that’s what it takes to be called a real man.)
Raymond Gutierrez kay Annabelle: Itigil na ang pagpatol sa mga walang name? (Wouldn’t it be better to stop it, period?)