IWA MOTO
Famous Couturier simply couldn’t understand how Pretty Starlet, a self-proclaimed fashionista (and social climber) could be so clueless … especially since she regularly wore clothes from his collection.
In fact, FC usually dressed PS up for big events, if only because she exudes class, unlike other stars in her batch.
FC and PS met for the first time at a splashy gathering, introduced by another party guest. FC was all warm and cuddly, but PS made a monumental faux pas. She had the gall to ask: “Have we met? What’s your name again?”
FC raised a well-plucked brow and walked out.
Needless to say, PS was never again able to borrow a single dress, or hair pin, from FC.
Chicken feed
Glamorous Starlet has also been banned by designer friends. Before the boycott, GS used to be a regular in Fashion Designer’s boutique.
GS often turned to FD for outfitting. One day, GS sent to FD’s atelier a simple token of her appreciation. FD will not forget it soon: “One piece Chicken Joy!”
What, no extra rice?
Guarding a playmate
OPM BIG GUNS and celebrity judges/mentors for “X Factor Philippines” meet with host KC Concepcion (second from left) at Plantation Bay in Cebu (from right): Martin Nievera, Charice, Pilita Corrales, Gary Valenciano.
Photos of Gay Celebrity’s alleged new “playmate” were posted online recently.
After “going steady” with Hunky Actor for hire, GC has found love in Cute Athlete.
But CA, like HA, doesn’t come cheap. GC showers CA with expensive gifts to keep the young man happy. GS also has to guard CA like a hawk—especially since Rich Gay is reportedly trolling around for fresh prey.
Video vixen
During his prime in the 1990s, Hot Hunk was rumored as gay. People speculated non-stop about his sexuality.
Recently, HH’s naked photos were splashed all over the Net. Seems he now has a lucrative sideline, as a live-show performer for gay webcam enthusiasts. An enterprising customer apparently posted screen caps from one of HH’s strip-tease acts on a gay website.
Thing is, although HH acts macho in the video, it’s quite obvious that he’s more of a video vixen than a cyber cat.
Accidental striptease
PAULO AVELINO says Coco Martin is a better actor than he is. But he just scored a coveted endorsement deal, as the new “brand ambassador” of Ginebra San Miguel’s Gran Matador Light, following in the footsteps of Anne Curtis and Manny Pacquiao.
Handsome Actor’s family jewels were inadvertently exposed during a sexy shoot. His supporters insisted it was an accident.
The revealing outtake made it online. Obviously, it attracted the attention of Influential Benefactor, who wasted no time in pursuing HA.
Earlier, gay IB similarly took a fancy to HA’s Macho Costar after the guy’s full-monty video was made public.
Is that how IB chooses potential partners?
Award for Kabayan
Noli “Kabayan” de Castro’s long-running morning radio program, “Kapangyarihan ng Mamamayan, Balita at Talakayan,” received the bronze at the recent 2012 New York Festival International Radio Programs and Promotions Awards.
Top of Bandera
The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Matabil na dila ni DJ Mo baka tadtarin sa galit ni Troy Montero. (Lengua estofada!)
Marami ang na-shock, Aiza Seguerra nagsuot ng tangga. (Nakup.)
Sylvia Sanchez grabe ang pagiging stage mother. (Sino nga ito? Ah, no wonder.)
Jodi Sta. Maria matalino kaya hindi raw papatol sa palengkera. (Namamalengke pala siya.)
EARLY in his show biz career, Daniel Padilla has caused a commotion in a mall.
Obligasyon ni Jodi bilang ina, si Iwa ang gumawa. (Except going to market.)
Huwag naman daw siyang masyadong magmalinis; Iwa lalakero, sabay na dyinowa si Leandro at Pampi. (Masaya pala siya!)
Dapat makinig sa payo ng kanyang amang si Edu; Luis wasak ang career ’pag naging pulitiko. (Wazak!)
Maligayang-maligaya raw sa kandungan ni Pauleen, Bossing parang alak, habang tumatanda mas lalong sumasarap. (Hmm, sa kandungan ha?)
Vic, Pauleen nag-away dahil kay Solenn? (Ay, ano ba!)
Sorry na lang sa mga nagnanasa sa anak ni Binoe; Kylie Padilla: Bawal akong magpose nang hubad sa magazine! (Kami rin!)
Bukod sa marami raw ang nahimatay at nasaktan, shopping mall sa Recto ‘nawasak’ dahil sa nagkagulong fans ni Daniel Padilla. (Lakas ng dating e.)
Dahil kaya sa kanyang nagmumurang boobs? Rufa Mae biglang sinibak sa show ni Willie. (No, that’s how girls get in, not out.)
Maxene Magalona nagbabanta, may bagong kaaway sa Twitter. (Tama na, Ateng.)
Daniel Matsunaga ayaw nang makita ang pagmumukha ni Heart Evangelista. (We were going to say something nasty, pero ’wag na lang.)
Sa paghaharap nila ni Juday, Sam Milby inatake na ng nerbiyos. (Mom power.)
Umaming wala siyang laban pagdating sa dramahan; Paulo Avelino: Mas magaling na aktor sa akin si Coco Martin! (Pero sino kaya ang mas cute?)
‘Hindi na nga nila ako pinakain, sinigawan pa nila ako!’ Miss World First Princess Gwen Ruais, binastos, nag-walk out. (And that’s the world today.)
Marian Rivera pinaplastik lang si Angel Locsin at Katrina Halili. (Si ano rin, saka si kuwan …)
Richard Guttierez bilib na bilib sa katapangan ni Annabelle Rama. (Si Raymond din siguro.)
KC nahuhumaling pa raw kay Piolo, ayaw pang magkadyowa. (Sabi nga ni Mega …)