The way couples have been calling it quits in local Tinseltown, you’d think romance is truly more fleeting than lasting in this day and age. Even before the gossip-fodder breakup of Surprised Beauty (SB) and Hunky Endorser (HE), celebrity-loving “mirons” were also appropriately intrigued by the baffling split-up of Pretty Sweetheart (PS) and Nerdy Jock (NJ), whose fairy tale love story initially seemed destined for a “happily ever after” outcome.
While there’s a perceived element of deception in PS and NJ’s problem, Rushes’ not-so-little birdy (NB) said that it isn’t really because of the material reason we thought it was. NB added that there’s even a “gender-bending” angle to the couple’s mysterious parting: a third party! How shocking, if true!
Hasn’t NJ heard the saying, “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned”?
TOP OF THE TABLOIDS
This week’s top show biz news from the tabloids (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Nadine Lustre
• Nadine Lustre naghubo’t-hubad sa beach (If you’ve got it, flaunt it.)
• Rey “PJ” Abellana hindi pa rin pinapansin ni Carla, umaasang magkaayos pa sila ni Tom Rodriguez (Did PJ say too much?)
• Ella Cruz nasaktan sa sinabi ni Pokwang: Naging nanay ko po kasi siya (Don’t mothers always know best, Ella?)
• Boobs ni Heart Evangelista pinagtripan ng basher, resbak ng aktres: Should I remove mine? (Yikes! Sounds painful.)
• Rayver Cruz nilaglag nina Rodjun, Geneva at Sunshine, binigyan ng ‘warning’ si Julie Anne San Jose (Asar-talo.)
• Vice Ganda hinamon si Anne Curtis: Hindi mo kayang mag-selfie ng nagpa-pump ng gatas (May point s’ya diyan. Tee-hee.)
Regine Velasquez
• Regine Velasquez aminadong tapos na ang kanyang era bilang sikat na singer: It’s no longer my time (Still, nobody can sing better than this Songbird.)
• Liza Soberano, James Reid magtatambal nga ba sa isang proyekto? (Perfect time to “diversify.” Should we start calling them Team JaZa?)
• Anak nina Claudine Barretto at Raymart Santiago pasadong matinee idol (Is it too early to organize a fan club?)