Three’s a crowd
Quirky Actor (QA) loves location shoots and out-of-town tapings because these trips don’t just take him to places he’s never been. “Kumita na, nakapamasyal pa,” as Rushes Mole noted. There’s another reason QA is thrilled by these “adventures,” however—it’s actually a way for QA to bask in the “beauty” and diversity of impressionable boys and men in the countryside.
Yes, it helps scratch QA’s “itch,” so to speak. In one of his “more memorable” out-of-town projects, QA crossed paths with his Attractive New Find (ANF), who’s young, willing and more than able to satisfy his urges.
QA was so happy about his latest boytoy that he took ANF with him to Manila, in the guise of helping him seek greener pastures in local Tinseltown.
There was one “complication” waiting at home, though—QA’s “in-house” boytoy was still very much around. He probably doesn’t believe in the saying that three’s always a crowd.
TOP OF THE TABLOIDS
This week’s top show biz news from the tabloids (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Dennis Trillo (left) and Jennylyn Mercado
• Jennylyn Mercado biglang napaanak, magpapa-check up lang sana. (Excited much nang lumabas si Baby Girl.)
• Kim Chiu umalma sa mga bumabatikos sa greeting ni VP Leni: Nakikinood ka na nga lang! (Tomo. Puro genius kasi ang anonymous bashers ngayon.)
• K Brosas napasabak sa kantahan, pinatagay habang nangangampanya: Sa gobyernong tapat, may shot lahat! (That’s what you call dedication.)
• Rayver Cruz niregaluhan ng mamahaling piano si Julie Anne San Jose, aamin na ba sa tunay na relasyon? (Why? Can’t good friends buy expensive things for each other? Wait … “mamahaling piano”? Hmm…)
• Catriona Gray nag-react sa Q&A ng Miss Universe PH 2022: I wish the girls were given more difficult questions. (Well, not “all the girls” are like the eloquent and perpetually confident Catriona, that’s for sure.)
• Romnick Sarmenta hindi sang-ayon sa sinabi ni Isko Moreno: Di matatapos ang gulo, kapag trapo ang nanalo. (Nick does have a point.)
Darren Espanto
• Darren Espanto nilinaw na hindi kabahagi ng INC. (This should clear things up.)
• Juliana Parizcova Segovia inaatake raw ng ‘alaga’ ni Vice Ganda: Meme, pinag-aaway po ba niya tayo? (Well, every action has its consequences.)
• Alyssa Valdez hindi na itutuloy ang PBB journey, papalitan ni Sam Bernardo. (Good decision.)
