Veteran actors’ ‘stretched’ look defies ravages of aging

At the shoot of a popular series, Seasoned Professional (SP) was overheard complaining about the cruel closeups her character was getting.

“I’m no spring chicken, so these extreme shots on my face are far from flattering,” SP complained to a confidant.

But when she saw a succeeding scene involving three show biz vets, SP couldn’t help but chuckle, “Well, theirs is a different case. When you look at their faces up close, you’ll see how ‘stretched’ their faces look. They hardly move at all (laughs)!”

Indeed, anything done in excess is just as unappealing.

TOP OF THE TABLOIDS

This week’s top show biz news from the tabloids (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

• Carla Abellana nag-explain sa isyu ng ‘pag-unfollow’ sa IG; pero dedma pa rin sa chikang hiwalay na sila ni Tom Rodriguez. (…And wash dirty linen in public?)

• Hanger ni Heart Evangelista pinagtripan ng netizens: Kung ganito pamalo ng nanay ko, wala akong karapatang umaray. (Such sosi pamalo!)

• Tatay ni James Reid tinawag na ‘basura’ ang balitang ‘for good’ na ang anak sa US. (Nemen. Some people would do anything for the clicks.)

• Pagpapakita ng katawan ni Jake Zyrus binanatan. (We wonder which part of Jake’s anatomy they’d rather see.)

• Angeline Quinto proud na ibinandera ang dyowa at ama ng kanyang baby. (Eh ‘di wow na wow.)

• Ina Raymundo sa napakatangkad at artistahing anak: He looks like my ‘kuya’… (Hot momma’s pride and joy.)

• Bea Alonzo inakalang sobrang bata ni Dominic Roque para dyowain: Talagang mukha lang siyang sanggol. (#SanaAll)

• 3 tips ni Pia Wurtzbach para sa mga LDR couple: Laging mag-usap, honest sa isa’t isa at meron kayong mga plano. (It’s always best to learn from experience.)

• Joshua Garcia kumain daw sa carenderia sa Bulacan: Ang kutsara na ginamit niya naitabi po namin. (While they’re at it, why not insure the spoon, too?)

• Alex Gonzaga saludo sa tapang ni Toni sa pagharap sa bashers: Ako, baka ‘di ko kayanin pero kayang-kaya yan ng ate ko… (Kami rin!)