What versatile actor does during his ‘yosi break’ to relax

Unassuming producer (UP) went to the terrace of the condo unit that her production team has been using as a set location to take a “yosi break.” A few puffs from her vape later, Skillful Mesmerizer (SM) asked to join her.

UP said “yes,” but immediately regretted it, wishing she could take it back. UP got the shock of her life when she saw that what SM took out from his pocket was no ordinary cigarette, but an intricately wrapped set of weeds.

UP wondered why SM, before smoking his joint, initially said he felt very comfortable with this particular production team. She got her answer when SM started calling other “team” members to jam with him.

Poor UP couldn’t do anything about it. She simply left the area, but not before reminding SM to make sure they remain hidden because there are CCTV cameras mounted in every corner of the establishment.

TOP OF THE TABLOIDS

This week’s top show biz news from the tabloids (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Bea Alonzo

• Bea Alonzo nagka-COVID-19 habang naghahanda sa dream shoot at brand endorsement: But I survived! (Nobody’s exempted from it.)

• Eugene Domingo muntik nang mabiktima ng online scammer: Ang aga-aga nagpabudol ako! (Well, we all have moments of “vulnerability.”)

• Rufa Mae Quinto nag-sorry matapos ang ‘sana all’ comment sa pagpanaw ni Cheslie Kryst. (Lesson learned: Think before you click.)

• Cherie Gil nagpakalbo, iniwan ang Pinas para manirahan sa US: I sold everything and packed up. (Her life, her choice. Good luck, Cherie!)

Darren Espanto

• Fans umalma sa mga nagbigay ng malisya sa litrato ni Andrea Brillantes kasama sina Kyle Echarri at Darren Espanto. (These young stars should know this by now: Bashers thrive on intrigue and malice.)

• Ellen Adarna nagbago ang itsura ng boobs dahil sa pagiging ‘padede mom’: Hindi na rin pwedeng pakawala. (So youth is an acceptable excuse for being a pakawala?)

• Bossing Vic Sotto todo ang suporta kina Ping Lacson at Tito Sen. (Huh? Wouldn’t it be strange if he supported somebody else?)

• Angel Locsin hinikayat ang publiko na kilatising mabuti ang politiko: Para sa sarili n’yo. (Unfortunately, the public doesn’t always know better.)

• Toni Gonzaga tuluyan nang nagbabu sa PBB: This is your angel, signing off… (Makes you wonder why it took her this long…)