J-San and J-Holl, now Kapuso stars

No, we’re not referring to those two divas who belted out that earth-shaking duet during the “American Idol” finale last month. Ogie Alcasid (right) assumes the role of petite Jessica ShineShoes and Michael V does a mean Jennifer Holligay impersonation in tonight’s episode of “Pare & Pare” on GMA 7. The two comedians lip-synched “And I’m Telling You (I’m Not Going).” They’re threatening the entire world to love them as well. Or else. Bayani San Diego Jr.