Quick hookup for incorrigible lady killer and his eager playmate

What Relentless Daggerman (RD) wants, he gets. Just like when he got infatuated with Radiant Chatter (RC) after chancing upon her at a swanky gym. Without investigating whether or not RC was already in a relationship, RD started flirting with her by sending her suggestive text messages.

RC’s Jealous Boyfriend (JB) at the time got wind of what was going on, so he confronted RD at the gym. It had been a tense meeting. There would have been a brawl had their gym mates not succeeded in calming them down.

Unfortunately for JB, RD proved to be too irresistible for RC. Shortly after the incident, the two announced to the public that they were already dating.

But then, since RD’s real intention was merely to have a quick hook-up with RC, the relationship ended so quickly as well. The two bade each other goodbye, and RC quietly returned to JB’s accepting arms.

Moral of the story: Guard your girlfriend at all times, especially when she’s the type who likes to work out in gyms.

TOP OF THE TABLOIDS

This week’s top show biz news from the tabloids (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Dominic Roque (left) and Bea Alonzo

• #Anyare: Relasyong Bea Alonzo-Dominic Roque pang-Instagram lang? (In show biz, the real score is always revealed when the relationship goes pffft.)

• Kim Chiu dedma muna sa pagbili ng mga branded bag: Life is short, collect more memories … (Maturity becomes Kim.)

Gerald Anderson (left) and Julia Barretto

• Gerald Anderson: Ang daming nagagalit sa akin dahil sa love life ko, pero maraming tao diyan na mas malala, nangungurakot… (Kawawa naman s’ya, right? Right?)

• Tama lang na si Gerald ang umamin sa relasyon nila ni Julia: ‘Lalaki ako kailangan kong panindigan ‘yung babae.’ (Yeah? But what about the other babae?)

• Princess Punzalan sa pasaway na youngstars: Nasa trabaho ka para magtrabaho hindi para makichika at mag-social media. (These days, it’s easy to blur the line between show biz and social media.)

Dingdong Dantes (right) with daughter Zia

• Dingdong Dantes ipapasa sa 2 anak ang ‘commitment’ sa mga Pinoy. (Good plan.)

• Angelica Panganiban nanindigang hindi na gagawa ng serye: Mapapaisip ka, ‘Bakit ko pinapagod ng ganito ang sarili ko?’ (So, bakit nga ba???)

• Hugot ni Janus del Prado na ‘You do not destroy someone you used to love’ patama kay Gerald Anderson? (Bato-bato sa langit, ang tamaan … guilty!)

Jane Oineza (left) and Jerome Ponce

• Jerome Ponce, Jane Oineza may inamin sa relasyon nila sa magulang bilang mga ‘Gen Z.’ (This should be exciting, right? Right?)