Cheating requires believable acting, too

We really hope that Amorous Lad (AL) was merely settling some unfinished business with the morena looker he was spotted hanging out with in a hotel recently. After all, he is newly married and has always been loving and sweet toward his young bride in his social media posts.We wouldn’t have felt too suspicious had it not been for the way the girl tried to hide her face when they ran into one of AL’s male acquaintances inside the hotel’s elevator. She stood so close to the elevator buttons you’d think she’d want to trade places with them.

AL, trying to act nonchalant about everything, attempted to strike a conversation with his male friend and the group that the latter was with. AL, however, forgot to introduce his lady companion to everyone, all the more making the scene really awkward.

We really think that AL should ask for pointers from his male show biz friends about how to cheat but act cool about it when you’re about to get caught.

TOP OF THE TABLOIDS

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

•Wedding planner nina Sarah Geronimo at Matteo Guidicelli naloka sa pag-iinarte ni Mommy Divine? (Why not call her bluff?)

•Paulo Avelino napiling leading man ni Jane de Leon sa “Darna” (Na-Goyo si Narda? Hehe.)

•Lotlot de Leon wasak na wasak sa bashers dahil sa pagpatol kay Pilita Corales; pati si Nora Aunor damay… (Don’t mind them, Lot. That’s called conviction.)

•Aga Muhlach, Xia Vigor tinanghal na Box-office King and Queen; Alden Richards, Kathryn Bernardo tinaguriang phenomenal stars (Let’s have more of these titles. The more, the merrier.)

•#PalabanNa: Alden game maghubo’t hubad sa party? (While he’s at it, why not in “Eat Bulaga”?)

•Liza Soberano at Maymay Entrata handa na bang sumabak sa Miss Universe PH? (But is Miss Universe PH ready for them?)

•LizQuen: Hindi na mahalaga sa amin ang V-Day. (Let’s drink to that!)

•Maymay nadulas sa tunay na relasyon nila ni Edward Barber (So he’s … slippery?)

•Iwa Moto umaming bipolar; tuloy ang laban kontra mental illness. (Let’s hope it’s not another excuse for bad behavior…)

•Judy Ann Santos, Bea Alonzo at Maja Salvador bibigyang pugay sa Film Ambassadors’ Night ng FDCP. (Ho-hum.)

•Kris Bernal na-shock sa biglang pag-propose ng dyowang chef. (Electric shock?)

•Paglayas ni Nadine Lustre sa Viva walang pinagkaiba sa kaso noon nina Ate Guy at Rosanna Roces! (Naman. No comparisons, please.)

•Nadine mas naging hot, yummy matapos makipaghiwalay kay James Reid. (Mind over matter?)

•Internet sensation na nanligaw kina Erich Gonzales at Ella Cruz bibigyan ng Mustang si Nadine kapalit ng… (…Katinuan?)

•Vice Ganda at Ion Perez nagpakaligaya sa Amanpulo kaya absent sa “It’s Showtime”. (Leave us out of this, pwede?)

•Pokwang lumelebel sa kaseksihan ni JLo. (Naman. Tsk.)

•Tambalang DongJen (Dingdong Dantes at Jennylyn Mercado) nagpakilig agad sa “Descendants of the Sun.” (For how long?)

•Valentine concert nina Jennylyn at Dennis Trillo sold-out; 12 ang special guests! (With so many guest artists, will they still have time to sing?)

•Jake Ejercito nanligaw nga ba kay Maine Mendoza? (Is this issue still alive?)

•Gabby Concepcion pang-asar, mas pinalala pa ang away nina Sharon Cuneta at anak na si KC Concepcion. (Payback time?)

•Kuh Ledesma may inamin tungkol kay Zsa Zsa Padilla: We were not close at all… (Not Zsa Zsa’s loss at all, jusme.)

•Regine Velasquez: Totoo bang magsasara na ang ABS-CBN? Totoo po! (Breaking news!)

•Sigaw ng bashers kay Regine: Minalas ang ABS-CBN dahil sa’yo! (Erey nemen.)

•Chito Roño bilib na bilib sa akting ni Joshua Garcia; Mas OK kay Joshua na walang ka-love team! (Living up to expectations.)

•Kapamilya stars sanib-pwersa para ipaglaban ang ABS-CBN! (Is it a case of too little, too late?)