Our mole said she wasn’t too happy to share with us the latest dilemma Dishy Cad (DC) is facing. We can’t blame our source, really—after all, she’s been the heartthrob’s huge fan since DC began impressing audiences with his wise-beyond-his-years portrayals as a young actor.
But ever since DC’s embarrassing fall from grace, brought about by bad habits and the unprofessional attitude he’s incapable of shaking off his system, DC can’t seem to convince “formerly generous” producers, directors and benefactors to help him recover from missed opportunities and bad breaks.
Recently, DC’s woes escalated even more when he realized he knocked off another one of his current “girlets.” He’s in dire need of dough to keep his head above water. So, his plan B includes asking his income-generating “clients” to keep him company in the wee hours of the night, to “help” him ease the financial strain that resulted from his latest dilemma. A new baby doesn’t come without expenses, right? No wonder his “customers” like it every time DC is in a tight fix—it gets them his undivided attention. For a couple of hours, at least!
TOP OF THE TABLOIDS
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
•5 posibleng dahilan kung bakit ayaw nang magtrabaho ni Nadine Lustre sa Viva. (Why does she need five reasons?)
KC Concepcion
•KC Concepcion magbabalik show biz, handa na bang makatambal uli si Piolo Pascual? (uh oh. Time for that prayer group again.)
•Say mo, Megastar … Gabby Concepcion, super sweet kay KC: Nandito lang ako para sa ’yo, my baby! (Nang-a-agitate si Gabo, o!)
•Ronnie Alonte and Loisa Andalio, 3 years na: Kami po ang love team na totoong magdyowa! (Wow, exciting news.)
•Alden Richards handa nang magpaka-daring ngayong 2020; Game na sa mga bagong hamon. (Reinventing Alden Richards…)
•Alden at Bea Alonzo magkasama sa Thailand; magtatambal sa pelikula? (Hmm. Not a bad combination…)
•Tambalang Alden at Nadine Lustre trending; ‘AlDine’ fans may request agad. (Hmm. Not a good combination.)
•“24/7” nina Julia Montes at Arjo Atayde mala-“Walking Dead” ang kwento… (Will they be biting each other?)
•Sofia Andres tinawag na “kademonyohan” ang pagkain ng paniki, daga, aso at buhay na palaka! (Some call it “exotic.”)
•Ai-Ai delas Alas sa gustong mang-ahas kay Gerald Sibayan: Huwag nang umasa, may nanalo na … ako! (Uh, is anybody really interested?)
•Bashers kay Ai-Ai: At sino naman ang aagaw sa asawa mo?! (Exactly!)
Julia Montes
•Julia Barretto: Kahit anong gawin ko, ipapako pa rin nila ako sa krus. (Tough girl resigned to her bleak fate.)
•Andrea Brillantes extra-extra lang noon: Ngayon po matatapos na ang bahay ko! (Challenge completed.)
•After 10 years: Ex-TV host kakasuhan ng sexual harassment si Willie Revillame. (Let’s see where this leads…)
•Cristine Reyes kinakarir ang pagiging single parent; deadma sa V-day: Mananahimik na lang ako sa bahay, nakakatakot ang coronavirus! (Good idea.)
•“Hinding-hindi mawawala sa ere ang ABS-CBN; Magbubukas ng 10 Soundstage.” (That’s the spirit!)
•Dingdong Dantes at Jennylyn Mercado may kakaibang karisma, magic sa “Descendants of the Sun.” (That remains to be seen.)
•Marriage proposal ni Rambo Nuñez kay Maja Salvador, fake news: “Huwag kayong atat!” (Oo nga naman. But what a violent reaction naman.)
•Maja game makatambal si Gerald pero may kundisyon… (Like, there were no conditions when you first decided to “get closer?”)
Maine Mendoza
•Maine Mendoza at Julie Anne San Jose friends na uli; nagpasabog ng good vibes sa socmed. (Like, this is news?)
•Maine at Ruru Madrid love team muling ibebenta sa Valentine episode ng #Magpakailanman. (Wait. Were they ever a love team??? When?)
•Donny Pangilinan: Pwede po si Awra (Briguela) ang maging ka-love team ko! (Wow, an equal-opportunity guy…!)
•Awra bawal pang magkadyowa: Pwede na kapag 18 na po ako. (Seriously?)
•Martin Nievera maligaya sa piling ng bagong gf; Kahawig ni Pops Fernandez? (Isn’t this piece of news stale?)
•Ate Vi (Vilma Santos) hinihikayat si Dina Bonnevie na pasukin na din ang politika! (Her political opponents will probably say, “Bakit ba ganyan?”)