Flash in the pan
Our mole, Adorable and Beautiful (AB), isn’t all too pleased about Queenly Chief’s (QC) disorganized event.
AB had high hopes about QC’s leadership because it was under the latter’s tutelage that her former ‘affiliation’ accomplished a feat nobody else in the country had ever done before—produce an international brand.
Is QC just a flash in the pan? “Maybe so,” AB mused. “In some of the crucial ‘markers’ at their recent splashy event, they couldn’t even get the spelling of one of their main products right. It was very disorganized. Nakakahiya!” Ouch.
TOP OF THE TABLOIDS
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Catriona Gray and Alden Richards
Alden Richards malapit nang magkadyowa. Balak nga bang ligawan si Catriona Gray? (Nemen.)
Pagde-date nina Maine Mendoza at Arjo Atayde sa Japan inupakan ng AlDub fans! (Can we leave them alone already?)
Bianca Gonzalez pumabor sa Sogie, kinuyog: Umihi ka muna sa public CR na may 5 transgender! (That’s suppose to scare her?)
Anne Curtis inupakan din sa Sogie bill: Magsalita ka kung may anak kang nasa public restroom. (Harsh.)
#Malas: Julia Barretto ligwak sa bagong TV commercial ni Joshua Garcia. (#Oo Nga)
May magic pa kaya ang tambalan nina Kim Chiu at Xian Lim? (Aren’t they a little long in the tooth for love teams?)
Enchong Dee posible bang lumipat sa GMA? (Let’s wait and see.)
Ronaldo Valdez paborito ng ABS-CBN; mas masuwerte kaysa sa anak na si Janno Gibbs… (Truly seasoned.)
Maymay Entrata ayaw muna sa bagong ka-love team: Si Dodong pa rin; hindi ko nakakalimutan kung saan ako nanggaling… (Unless she has amnesia…)
“Maternity leave” paandar ni Sen. Tito Sotto sinupalpal ni Ethel Booba. (Brave girl.)
Resbak ni Vice Ganda kay Tito Sen: Ang babae po ay babae, hindi dahil sa kakayahang bumukaka at umire! (Oo nga naman.)
Rosanna Roces sa mga kamag-anak: Mukha na naman akong ATM sa kanila, kaya tabla-tabla muna! (Ouch.)
Maris Racal: Mabilis ako maka-move on sa heartbreak. (Atta girl.)
Anak ni Jestoni Alarcon na si Angela sasabak na din sa show biz? (Welcome to the club.)
John Lloyd Cruz wala pa ding balak bumalik sa akting; enjoy pa rin bilang ordinaryong tao sa Cebu! (That’s his prerogative.)
Block screening ng CarMaine (Carlos Aquino, Maine Mendoza) movie sa Pinas, Japan kasado na! (Good luck.)
Willie Revillame tumigil muna sa pagte-taping ng “Wowwowin sa GMA 7; bumili ng 2 chopper! (Yayamanin.)
Marian Rivera on her dream role: Gusto ko naman maging killer, maiba lang! (Pretty deadly.)
Sam Milby may bagong nililigawan: Secret muna para ‘di ma-jinx! (Superstitious?)
Gabbi Garcia, swerte sa love life, jackpot sa career… (Good for her.)
Naiinggit nga ba si Desiree del Valle sa kasikatan ngayon ni Dimples Romana? (Why?)
Alex Gonzaga inireklamo sa Immigration, buntis tinangkang singitan sa pila! (She said she was with seniors.)
KC Concepcion single na uli: Yes, I’m open… I’m fresh! (Sounds like a fruit.)
Vina Morales malas sa love life: Bokya, zero! Magulo at mahirap ang long-distance relationship! (OK, OK.)
Kung kelan walang work saka pa nag-ampon uli si Claudine Barretto! (That’s her choice.)
Ivana Alawi napamura, pumalag sa “online escort booking:” Ako, P4.7M for 2 hours? Ang mahal! (So she should be cheaper?)
Dream house ng nanay ni Kathryn Bernardo pinag-iipunan pa: Kaya kayod-kayod pa! (“Hello, Work, Goodbye”)
‘The Gift’ ng GMA 7 hirap na hirap mag-taping sa Divisoria; 20 pulis, 20 tanod nakabantay sa bawat eksena. (E ‘di wow!)
Sosyal na ‘OOTD’ ni Heart Evangelista sa grocery viral na: Lalo mong mapi-feel na hampaslupa ka. (Aray naman.)
Mega (Sharon Cuneta) hinog na hinog na para kumandidato sa eleksyon 2022. (You know what they say about show biz people who pursue politics.)
