Hunk tries to cheat on feisty GF
Handsome Hunk is a notorious playboy. Many thought he had straightened up since shacking up with Gorgeous Starlet. But he tried to cheat on clueless GS during an out-of-town gig.
Turning on the charm machine, HH asked a giddy fan out on a date. He was unsuccessful, though. The poor barrio lass was shocked and backed out in a huff. Maybe the fan was scared of GS, who’s as famous for her fiery temper as for her delicate beauty.
Beautiful Starlet has a huge problem. Apart from getting entangled in a career-shattering scandal, BS has to contend with another headache-inducing intrigue.
According to scattered reports, a multinational company has decided to drop BS as endorser. Plus, the firm may be about to file a case against BS for violating her contract’s morality clause.
Devil wears ‘ukay-ukay’
Perhaps Senior Host is just trying to emulate Meryl Streep in “The Devil Wears Prada”—except this celeb’s taste leans toward tacky. SH, according to a mole, is a boss from hell.
Underlings are not permitted to smoke near her. They are not even allowed to move around on the set because SH gets distracted easily. Whenever she fumbles lines on-cam, the nicotine-deprived subordinates shake in fear.
Seems possession of a potty mouth runs in the family.
Hunky Actor looks gentlemanly and soft-spoken onscreen; turns out, he has a nasty temper, too. He sent an expletive-laden text message to a known enemy of his family.
HA’s bosses were stunned when they read the incendiary SMS. They swiftly admonished HA and warned him against doing it again.
Handsome Hunk has a secret. He was forced to own up to a supposed relationship with Troubled Actress, to conceal his true gender preference.
However, HH really prefers the company of men. Former Girlfriend says so. HH plunged into an affair with TA to dispel the idle chatter.
Young Hunk likes to jest that he has a budding bromance with fellow Teen Star. He often hugs and kisses TS in public, jokingly.
Unknown to both, a malicious paparazzo had taken a snapshot of them fooling around.
The incriminating cell phone pictures were immediately posted on a gay website.
Top of the the Talk Shows
For those who missed last weekend’s TV gabfests (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Gerald Anderson, asked if he and Sarah Geronimo are in a relationship: “As much as gusto kong sabihin na yes, we’re taking things slow. Pero naniniwala ako na slowly, but surely.” (Slow and steady could win the race.)
Julia Montes on her rumored rivalry with Kathryn Bernardo: “Friendly competition siguro.” (Emphasis on “friendly” or “competition”?)
Piolo Pascual, asked what he would sacrifice for love: “Siguro pagdating ng panahon kaya kong i-give up lahat para sa pag-ibig.” (Can’t have it all, huh?)
Erich Gonzales on her alleged feud with Angelica Panganiban over Derek Ramsay: “Na-invite lang ako sa dinner…” (A lot of things start with dinner.)
Zsa Zsa Padilla on Dolphy’s deteriorating health: “Ayaw na ayaw niyang iiyak ako kasi iiyak din siya. I never show fear ’cause in my home, nobody can panic.” (We’re rooting for Pidol … and for Zsa Zsa!)
Zsa Zsa on defending herself against Twitter bashers wanting her out of ASAP: “Masakit, eh! Tao lang kami. Nakakaramdam kami ng sakit.” (Ah, the anonymity that Twitter guarantees … Everyone’s a critic. Or an a-hole.)
Anne Curtis on her singing: “I’d like to think I’m improving! Pero ’di ko talaga siya gagawin as my career path. Something for fun lang.” (Two words: singing lessons. Pag gumaling ka na, everyone will shut up.)
Grace Lee on meeting Kris Aquino: “We were introduced over dinner. Mabait siya and very interesting. She’s such a wonderful person. She’s so fun to talk to. Parang ’di kami naubusan ng kwento… I didn’t expect her to be so candid with me.” (Honey, she’s candid with the entire country.)
LJ Reyes, asked if she’ll show her Playboy cover to her one-year-old son when he grows up: “Actually nakita niya na! Sabi niya, “Mommy!” (His friends will say the exact same thing 15 years from now.)
Kylie Padilla, asked if she already got Aljur Abrenica a birthday gift: “Sarili ko nga ’di ko maalagaan nang tama, ibang tao pa … maghahanap muna ako ng time.” (Binoe, wipe that smile off your face!)
Richard Gutierrez, asked if there’s a possibility he might fall in love with “Rancho” costar Sarah Lahbati: “Saka na ’yang mga commitment-commitment na ’yan. Trabaho muna tayo.” (Korek!)
Gelli de Belen, asked if she’ll allow her kids to enter show biz: “Wala silang ipinapakitang interes … ’Yung mga anak pa ni Janice, ’yan ang mga excited. Ang mga anak ko dedma!” (Ang anak ni Janice! Sorry, couldn’t help it.)
Zoren Legaspi, asked if he’ll allow Carmina Villaroel to do a one-on-one interview with BB Gandanghari: “Harmless na siya ngayon, eh kaya pwedeng-pwede! Ang kabahan si Carmina kapag nag-lunch date kami ni BB!” (Mas maganda pa rin naman si Mina.)
Charice on people criticizing her new look: “I don’t care. This is me, this is what I want, and I love it.” (Bravo! Nagpapakatotoo ka lang naman! ’Di tulad ng iba diyan…)
Rhian Ramos on when she feels the happiest: “Kapag nagtatrabaho ako. Feeling ko ’yun ang element ko.” (Stay away from men for a while, girl.)
Aljur Abrenica, asked if he could see himself dating a cougar: “Yes. Ang age naman numbers lang ’yan. Ang feelings mo, wala ka nang magagawa kahit mas bata pa ’yan o mas matanda.” (Demi just got out of rehab; give her a call, why don’t you?)
(Startalk, Paparazzi, Showbiz Central, The Buzz, with Allan Policarpio, contributor)
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