He knew turning over a new leaf wouldn’t be that easy—and if he did manage to get back on his shaky feet again, it would take some doing to get Disturbed Jock’s (DJ) rusty and crusty show biz engine up and running again.
Expecting to have a lot of doors slammed in his face, DJ got in touch with Occasional Handler (OH) to help him make a quick buck—by calling affluent gender-bending benefactors and quick-fixers who would only be too happy to get him through the financial wringer.
Indeed, for some people, there’s more excitement to be had when an element of danger accompanies their hush-hush “midnight” transactions. Who knew DJ could be this versatile, onscreen and off?
TOP OF THE TABLOIDS
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Julia Montes buhay reyna sa piling ni Coco Martin kahit hindi na bumalik sa pag-aartista! (She can be the well-off probinsyana.)
Derek Ramsay: Wala ako dito ngayon kundi dahil kay Juday (Judy Ann Santos)! (It pays to be grateful.)
Vice Ganda, Anne Curtis magsasanib pwersa sa MMFF 2019! (Talk about the BFFs consolidating their gains.)
Anne unang aktres na binigyan ng FPJ Memorial Award. (Very memorable, indeed.)
Alden Richards kinarir ang pagiging businessman, niregaluhan ng food chain ang pamilya! (Good provider, good boy.)
Kathryn Bernardo iniwan ang shooting sa Hong Kong para sa kaarawan ni Daniel Padilla! (That’s devotion.)
Alden nag-bartender sa HK; Kathryn nag-waitress ng isang gabi! (Were they convincing?)
Sigaw ng madlang pipol: Si Angel Locsin pa rin ang nag-iisang Darna! (Rub it in, guys and gals.)
Heart Evangelista at Chiz Escudero kakaririn uli ang paggawa ng baby sa 2020! (Good for them!)
Claudine Barretto super payat na, wala pa ring kupas ang acting! (Is she still good at kicking?)
Clint Bondad minalas sa lovelife, sinuwerte sa career! (That’s the upside of it.)
Kit Thompson walang arteng naghubo’t hubad sa “Mea Culpa:” Nagplaster lang ako… (Wow, propeyshunal.)
Maymay Entrata at Edward Barber nilait ng bashers; MayWard fans umalma! (Neeext!)
Nadine Lustre waging best actress sa Famas; Judy Ann Santos, Angelica Panganiban at Sarah Geronimo, talo! (Can’t win ’em all.)
James Reid puro lait ang natanggap bilang judge sa ‘Idol PH.’ (Oh, that was what he was doing? Judging?)
Tony Labrusca umamin: Nagnanakaw ako noon ng mga damit at pagkain. (Those were the days.)
JK Labajo beast mode sa mga bashers: Mga walanghiya kayo, naaawa ako sa mga magulang ninyo! (Is this boy ever not angry?)
Alex Gonzaga milyones na ang kinikita bilang vlogger. (What a skill!)