‘Wholesome’ hunk a potty-mouthed paramour behind cameras
Despite his wholesome public image, Hunky Actor (HA) is apparently a potty mouth behind the cameras.
According to a mole, HA has no qualms cussing and insulting everybody who catches his ire, even his girlfriend, Versatile Celeb (VC).
Some time ago, VC was on the receiving end of yet another swearing spree from HA, because she couldn’t fulfill a last-minute request.
While VC had been patient and tolerant for the longest time, she finally came to her senses and decided she has had enough of HA’s bratty, vulgar behavior.
Perhaps he needs a little spanking?
Toilet act
Article continues after this advertisementBefore boarding their flight for a regional gig, Middling Starlet (MS) and Bluffing Stagemother (BS) decided to go for a toilet break.
Article continues after this advertisementMuch to their annoyance, however, they were greeted by a long queue.
Not wanting to stand and wait in line, BS acted as if she couldn’t walk properly because of some phantom foot injury, then proceeded to use the restroom reserved for the handicapped, with MS pretending to assist her.
As it turned out, MS is marginally better in acting than BS.
TOP OF THE TABLOIDS
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
MMFF Parade of Stars palpak, mga float lumubog sa putikan. (Will Anne Curtis save the day?)
Armored car ni Coco Martin sa MMFF parade nagkakahalaga ng P43M. (Yayamanin.)
Kalat na: Derek Ramsay, Xian Lim, Ser Chief (Richard Yap) sabay-sabay na lilipat sa GMA. (Talk about new opportunities.)
Vice Ganda parang ‘tissue paper’ na basta na lang itinapon ni Calvin Abueva sa basurahan. (Didn’t we see this coming?)
Robin Padilla nagpakalbo para sa life story ni Gen. Ronald ‘Bato’ dela Rosa. (Now that’s dedication.)
‘Home Sweetie Home’ ni Toni Gonzaga tsutsugiin na, papalitan ng sitcom nina Regine Velasquez at Ogie Alcasid. (Her “Home” demolished.)
Kim Chiu: Hindi lang lalaki ang nagloloko, minsan marupok din ang mga babaeng tulad ko! (Equal opportunities?)
Bakit nga ba inisnab ni Ate Guy ang kasal ni Lotlot de Leon? (She must have been busy?)
Tito, Vic and Joey nabuhay sa siopao, mami sa unang 10 taon ng ‘Bulaga.’ (Life-saving noodles!)
Liza Soberano panata na ang pamimigay ng pagkain sa kalye tuwing Pasko. (Good girl.)
Reklamo ng fans: Alden Richards tsugi sa listahan ng ‘most followed Kapuso star’ sa Instagram. (You can’t have it all.)
Tambalang AlDub may pag-asa pa kaya sa 2019? (Ho-hum.)