Since it’s the day before Christmas, allow me to pretend that I’m Santa Claus as I present my “naughty and nice” list. On second thought, I would rather skip the “nice” part lest I bore you. The “naughty” stuff is always juicier.
So I will let you in on the naughty—some even bordering on nasty—things that certain celebs have done. Merry “Guess-mas”!
Before a prima donna’s (PM) TV guesting in the show of a big star (BS), she asked her glam team to snoop around and find out what kind of jewelry—
carats and all—BS would be wearing during their interview. PM made sure her bling had more zing.
A top-caliber performer (TP) refuses to enter an establishment, which she frequents, unless her songs are played as the piped-in music. Talk about dramatic entrance and exit, with her own soundtrack to boot!
A classy celeb (CC) was so excited about her new endorsements, so she shared the good news with her relative. Instead of being proud of CC, the relative shot back, “That’s nothing compared to what I have achieved during my prime.” No revelry, just rivalry.
As soon as loquacious star (LS) arrives at the place of her “ex-deal” sponsor, LS demands she must be attended to immediately, even if she did not book for an appointment. Paying clients patiently wait for their turn, so why can’t she? Apparently, finesse is not in her vocabulary.
A seasoned actor (SA) played a prank on his male personal assistant. He put a lot of crushed red-hot chili on the doorknob of the comfort room so it will stick on the hand of whoever opens the door. When the assistant went to pee, he screamed as if he was being castrated.
During his prime, lanky actor (LA) invited all his “girl toys” to watch his basketball game. LA made sure the ladies were seated in different sections of the venue. When the game was over, he left in a jiffy without saying goodbye to any of his “victims.” That’s what I call “insignificant others.”
A multiawarded actor (MA) played a trick on his vain wife. While she was sound asleep, he put red dots all over her face. When the wifey woke up and looked at the mirror, she went ballistic. Horror, horror on the wall!