The Bullied Husbands Club. Image: Instagram/@nicobolzico
Nico Bolzico, husband of “wifezilla” Solenn Heussaff, has recruited Dingdong Dantes as part of the “Bullied Husbands Club.”
Bolzico on Thursday announced his inclusion to the club in an Instagram post.
“At the #bulliedhusdbandsclub we are constantly recruiting; and today we have the pleasure to announce that we have incorporated a key asset to the team, the unique @dongdantes,” he wrote.
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Bolzico said Dantes joined the “Bullied Husbands Club” upon approval from the latter’s wife Marian Rivera.
Dantes, however, is not just a regular member, but “he will be the Chief Operations Officer” of the group.
Bolzico enumerated some skills Dantes highlighted in his “curriculum vitae” like being “Fluent in wife dialect where “5 minutes” mean “1 hour” or “YES means NO.”
Among other skills Dantes had were having the “Fastest ‘Yes dear’ ever answered, full compliance with matching outfits when going out and expert shopping bag holder,” according to Bolzico.
Dantes, Bolzico also said, likewise has a “master degree in detecting when wife is moody because she is hungry!”
Dantes added more qualifications with a comment: “Mr. Founder, I am sorry I forgot to include the ff in my CV: Cubao Chapter’s Best in Dishwashing (2008 to present), 3rd runner up ‘bakit late ka na umuwi?’ Reasoning Competition.”
Screengrab from @nicobolzico
Screengrab from @nicobolzico
Bolzico then furthered: “Welcome #DingBolzDantes #TogetherWeAreStronger #WeAreNotAfraid #ActuallyWeAreAfraidAndWeAreSorry.”
At the end of his post, however, Bolzico wrote a disclaimer that said: “Dear Marian Rivera Dantes, this post is simply a joke and doesn’t reflect reality.”
Bolzico then quipped that if the post bothers Rivera in any way, “it will be immediately eliminated” and Erwan Heussaff will write an apology letter signed by the whole “Bullied Husbands Club.”
Erwan, sister of “wifezilla” Solenn and husband of Anne Curtis, is among the members of the club alongside other husbands of “It Girls.” /kga