KYLIE Padilla: Career over love
Visiting hunk would never, ever be mistaken for a closet case. Mole says local coordinators were shocked to discover VH’s seemingly insatiable appetite for nubile Pinays. Apparently, VH had a female guest (discreetly called “joiner”) drop by his hotel suite almost every night.
VH earlier made it clear to “agents” that he wasn’t into streetwalkers. He had very expensive tastes and would share his bed only with classy girls. Needless to say, they found groupies who were only too willing to… uh, join!
Certifiably dumb
Industry Insider won’t be surprised if Veteran Playboy soon drops Sexy Starlet like a hot potato.
For one, SS seems too eager to divulge details about their budding romance. Worse, II has come to the conclusion that SS is a bimbo.
“SS sat beside me at an event and kept blabbing about her love life,” II recounts. “Apparently, she’s torn between VP and her young beau. She yakked all night about that.”
Diva mom
SHALANI leaves Willie’s show. (photo by ARNOLD ALMACEN)
Pretty Starlet is a meek lamb compared to her Diva Mom, who gained a nasty rep on the set of a popular soap.
DM supposedly asked for a cup of coffee from a crew member, who happened to be a janitor and was not supposed to handle food or drinks.
When she didn’t get her coffee, DM threw a tantrum, screaming, “Don’t you know that I’m the mother of this show’s star?” Poor guy could only mutter: “Is she already a star?” Ouch.
Diva mom 2
A guard refused Ditsy Starlet’s Stage Mom entry into a big concert venue because she (the mom) didn’t have the required all-access production pass.
SM screeched, “Don’t you know who I am?”
GRACE Lee ready for Kris
The guard, sheepishly: “Who are you po?”
SM, now livid: “I’m the mother of DS!”
Guard, now totally lost: “Who is DS po?” Ouch, ouch.
Identity theft
Controversial Celebrity, notorious for breaking women’s hearts, gets his comeuppance at last.
Apparently, someone has stolen CC’s identity and posted a “personal ad” in a gay dating website. No, CC hasn’t converted; it was just someone’s idea of a cruel joke. Or sweet revenge.
Naomi Watts as Diana
LONDON—British-Australian actress Naomi Watts is to play Britain’s Princess Diana in a movie about the late royal’s final two years, filmmakers have announced. “Caught in Flight” will focus on a period when Diana, former wife of heir to the throne Prince Charles, found “true personal happiness” shortly before her death in a 1997 car crash in Paris.
Watts, 44, who won widespread critical acclaim as Betty Elms in the 2001 psychological thriller “Mulholland Drive,” said it was an honor to play the “iconic role” of the woman known as the “People’s Princess.” Diana was just 36 when she died. The movie will be directed by Oliver Hirschbiegel, best known for his epic 2004 film “Downfall,” about the final days of Hitler. AFP
Top of the Bandera
The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Jaclyn Jose: Galit pa rin ako kay Albie Casiño! (Si Andi rin?)
Golden voice ni Nora bumalik na. (Promise?)
Ayaw nang umuwi sa mga magulang, Edgar Allan suwail na anak? (Just because?)
Vicki Belo pwede pa kayang mabuntis? (She has prevailed many times against all odds.)
Kapag nagkaroon daw ng ahasan, Kris-Binoe patay kay Mariel. (Dapat!)
Itutuloy na raw ang planong pag-aartista: Utang na loob, Hayden Kho. (Second the motion.)
Binoe-Kris sasabak sa grabeng laplapan. (Ew.)
Karylle: Hindi kami lalaban sa “Eat Bulaga!” (E ’di… hindi!)
Kapag niligawan ni David Archuleta; Jasmine Curtis: Choosy pa ba ako? (Kilig.)
David Archuleta iiwan ang career para magpari. (We take that back.)
Halos 13 years nang nasa korte, Tsang Amy ubos ang pera sa annulment – bakit nga kaya naunahan pa ni Kris? (Hmmm.)
Shalani Soledad tsugi na sa show ni Willie. (Baka naman nag-quit.)
Jennylyn, Bianca nagkahiyaan dahil kay Dennis. (Enough na ha?!)
Kris: Hindi ako sakim! (Kami rin!)
Dahil nga kaya sa pakikialam ni Binoe, relasyong Aljur-Kylie minalas? (Binoe is antiromance? What?)
Kylie ibinasura si Aljur, mas pinili ang career. (’Yun naman pala e.)
Kim: Ayoko sa lalaking manloloko! (Of course.)
Mommy ni Sarah gustong gusto si Gerald. (Owwws?)
Gelli kay Aiko: Luka-luka yan e. (There are many levels of insanity…)
Marian: Pakakasal ako kay Dingdong. (Sige lang, ’te—walang kokontra!)
Grace Lee hindi uurungan si Kris. (Cat fight!)
Kahit natatakot daw kay Annabelle Rama; Ynna Asistio: Tatapusin namin ang laban. (Parang ’di naman afraid.)
Na-shock sa biglaang pagdating ni Singson, Lovi Poe nag-walk-out sa “Party Pilipinas.” (Na-shock? Na-shock nga?)
P-Noy, Kris, parehong ma-drama. (Your words, not ours.)
Isang malaking gimik lang ang relasyon kay P-noy; Grace Lee mas type si Dingdong. (’Di nga uurungan si…!)
Kris dinalaw si ER Ejercito, nagkabati na. (Why are we not surprised?)