Groupie strikes out with foreign hunks

KC Concepcion: In fighting form

Sexy Starlet wanted to crash the shoot of an international project, presumably to meet handsome hunks on the set.

With Socialite Pal and Flamboyant Celeb, SS managed to penetrate the high-security set. But SS was not satisfied with stargazing from a distance.

Come break time, SS tried to join the stars in their private tent. Unimpressed with SS and her posse, and apparently apprised of SS’ reputation, the producers flatly turned them down.

SS is notorious for flirting and hooking up with famous visitors in the past.

Rated G for Groupie.

Secret client

LOVI Poe: Crying lady

Closeted Celeb tried to hide his sexuality in the past, openly canoodling with a Clueless Starlet who’s beholden to his family.

Finally, CC could no longer hide his secret, which is bursting at the seams. Turned out, CC is a regular client of Indie Hunk who has started turning tricks. CC, previously linked to Cute Performer, has succumbed to IH’s charms.

Musically challenged

Controversial Star insisted on singing “live” during a recent out-of-town gig in spite of being musically challenged.

CS couldn’t carry a tune, even if it came in a padded bucket. Worse, CS could never remember the words to any song. Is this last disability because pill-popping has left CS’ brain with more holes than a chunk of Swiss cheese?

IS IZA Calzado Sam Milby’s match?

Head-on collision

Chummy celebrities-turned-enemies almost had a head-on collision at a birthday party.

Veteran Star was on her way out when Feisty Celeb entered the venue. To their credit, they did not make a scene.

FC swiftly turned her back on VS, who wisely lingered for a few minutes. Perhaps VS didn’t want to look like she was retreating.

With dramatic flourish, VS even ventured near FC’s table and asked Senior Star to made a grand exit with her.

Why SS? Is it because FC and SS once fought over Seasoned Actor?

Bipolar basher

KARYLLE: Blooming now

Reality Hunk is baffled with Conflicted Costar’s behavior.

RH, whose own conduct has been less than exemplary (bordering on the villainous), complains that CC is spearheading a hate campaign against him.

According to RH, CC pretends to be civil, but is actually a sore loser. “I seriously think CC is bipolar and can’t decide whether to hate or love me,” RH says.

Bipolar or bisexual?

ANGEL Locsin and John Lloyd Cruz

Donating a jet plane

WARNER ROBINS, Georgia – John Travolta plans to donate a G-2 Gulfstream executive jet plane to the Georgia Aviation Hall of Fame.

Robins Air Force Base spokeswoman Chrissy Miner says the actor is making the donation in honor of his son Jett, who died in 2009. Miner tells the Telegraph newspaper the jet will be used as a display for an upcoming air show. AP

Barr for president

WASHINGTON – Roseanne Barr said Thursday she is running for the Green Party’s presidential nomination, and it is no joke.

The actress-comedian said in a statement that she is a longtime supporter of the party and looks forward to working with people who share her values. She said the two major parties are not serving the American people.

The Green Party’s presidential nominee will be selected at a convention in Baltimore in July.

“I will barnstorm American living rooms,” Barr said in a candidate questionnaire submitted to the Green Party. “Mainstream media will be unable to ignore me.

|Barr has a 46-acre macadamia nut farm in Hawaii. AP

Top of the Bandera

The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved if we are moved):

Willie galit na galit kina John at Randy. (So what’s new?)

Indonesian singers galit kay Christian Bautista. (Puro galit!)

Gwen Zamora: first time kong lumandi sa lalaki. (Uh.)

Imee Marcos payag gawan ng movie si Kris Aquino, pero… (Do we want to hear this?)

Karylle hindi na mukhang ngarag

Rochelle Pangilinan nanginig sa halikan. (With whom?)

Shaina biktima uli ng kamandag ni Lloydie. (If you put it that way…)

Jaclyn Jose, Mark Gil magkagalit pa rin. (Some things never change.)

Xian peke raw ang pagmamahal kay Kim? (Baka raw maging Binondo boy any moment si Kim.)

KC Concepcion: Lalaban ako! (Too late.)

Kaya pinagsisigawan ang galit kay Nadia, Annabelle may sakit sa puso. (Sweet alibis.)

Camille Villar: Hindi ako liligawan ni Willie! (Never say never.)

True kayang iniyakan si Singson; Lovi Poe nagmukhang losyang. (There are other reasons a girl could look like that.)

Angel: Hindi ako sasama kay Phil! (Ows?)

Iza at Sam Milby bagay maging love team. (Speculation, your honor!)

Kamay lang daw ang nakatakip kay ‘junior,’ John Lloyd pumayag maghubo’t hubad. (Whose hand?)

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