Playboy finally meets match with lady love

Seems Maverick Lothario is determined to take relationship with Mysterious Jezebel to the next level.

All signs point to the inevitable: That ML is dead serious about MJ. ML is more than ready for this big move, having established several noteworthy ventures away from the limelight.

As for MJ? Seems MJ has also found a perfect match in ML.

Will ML’s famous kin, Scintillating Veteran, finally get a long-cherished wish: Seeing ML live happily ever after?

After all, it’s about time for workaholic ML to slow down and enjoy the fruits of years of hard labor.

Mud stew

Good news for some; bad news for others.

While ML and MJ are basking in the warm glow of happiness, someone is stewing in discontent.

Luscious Artist, ML’s former flame, will surely go ballistic upon learning about the dazzling duo’s impending bliss.

LA has always been quite vociferous, dissing ML among pals.

Now, LA has another great reason to go bonkers. Expect a lot of mud-slinging Asap.

Secret weapon

What’s the secret of Controversial Gadfly’s success? CG likes pitting people against each other, pushing them to compete and produce the best results.

Cantankerous Proponent was overheard, spewing out a few choice words against rival, Vindictive Associate.

Well, CG had just commissioned VA to do the same tasks as CP. Now, CP is forced to work double time to upstage VA.

Of course, CG is the one who would benefit the most from all this enmity.

Catastrophic move

Frenemies are gloating over Manipulative Expert’s catastrophic misstep.

They claim that karma has finally caught up with their nemesis, who is known for being obnoxiously opinionated.

They feel that the comeuppance is much-deserved. Other observers sympathize with the hapless personality.

After all, a lot of time, money and effort went into the undertaking—only to be met with resounding deadma in the marketplace of ideas.

Beast of burden

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Colleagues have expressed concern over Rakish Amore’s well-being. RA is burning the candle at both ends, to provide for loved ones. Thing is, they seem reluctant to help out.

The least they can do is not be a burden. Alas, they are content to let RA take care of all the household bills—while they just lounge around at home, sitting pretty.

What if RA falls ill because of fatigue? Can they fend for themselves? According to insiders, RA frequently falls asleep on the set due to sheer exhaustion.

TOP OF THE TABLOIDS

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Pia Wurtzbach nakipag-break na daw kay Marlon Stockinger: “No BF, no problem!” (Wow!)

After one year, honeymoon nina Anne Curtis at Erwan Heussaff tuloy na: “Go kami sa South Africa!” (Bon voyage!)

Anne hindi na kinuha si Vice Ganda na guest sa concert niya. Pinaghahandaan na sila Sarah Geronimo, Regine Velasquez at Aegis! (Now, that’s chutzpah.)

Gretchen Ho nanakawan sa London while shopping! (Napakasakit, Kuya Eddie!)

Piolo Pascual payag makatrabaho ulit ang ex-girlfriend na si KC Concepcion: “Napakaliit ng mundo.” (It’s a small world, after all.)

KC Concepcion (left) and Piolo Pascual

KC nabatikos dahil sa suot na relo na nagkakahalaga ng P21.7 million. (Oh dear.)

Cherie Gil nahihiyang buhusan ng wine sa mukha si Nora Aunor: “Noranian ako!” (She’s not a second-rate, trying hard copycat.)

Agot Isidro

Agot Isidro on Mocha Uson’s controversial video on federalism: “Ikaka-proud mo talaga ito, Asec? Wala namang babuyan! (Oink! Oink!)

Maine Mendoza feel na feel ang pagiging action star sa MMFF entry nina Vic Sotto at Coco Martin. (Ayos!)