It was bound to happen.
Like other kids their age who are saddled with rampaging hormones, Jaunty Enchantress and Debonair Maverick frequently quarrel over the littlest of things.
Unfortunately, their latest squabble had cost them a high-profile project.
The bosses got fed up and pulled the plug on the venture, inevitably derailing the once-promising career of the dynamic duo.
A spy alleged that the two had previously lost another plum assignment due to their tempestuous relationship.
Handlers should force them to get their act together…pronto!
Double time
Remember Mendacious Celebrity who likes ’em young and nubile?
If the rumors were true, MC is currently romancing not just one but two sweethearts. Although MC had introduced Gorgeous Girlfriend #1 to family and friends, he also shacked up with Glamorous Girlfriend #2.
A mole insisted that Controversial Scoundrel had played matchmaker to MC and GG#2. And knowing CS, this affair is a disaster waiting to happen.
GG#2 has pretty expensive tastes, and MC had to acquire a luxurious love nest for their trysts. Was that the reason why MC got embroiled in a messy scandal?
Unshockable besties
This friendship could’ve ended before it even started.
They had just met when Vivacious Entertainer casually asked about Audacious Rake’s sex life.
Alas, AR, who had been hiding in the closet for so long, was initially caught off-guard, unaccustomed to such brazen inquisitiveness.
VE’s feistiness won AR over, though.
They soon became inseparable—perhaps because they share so many things in common. Well, they are both unshockable. And they both adore boys!
Power failure
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
The hapless staffers of various shows abhor working with Dazzling Jezebel. As much as they can, they steer clear of DJ who can be a demanding diva.
Thing is, DJ doesn’t have the talent to go with the gargantuan ego. DJ often messes up during live performances.
Worse, DJ can be quite finicky, too. DJ insists on knowing who the other stars invited to the same gig are. It’s as if DJ has the authority to approve and disapprove potential coworkers.
Truth to tell, DJ is powerless and is merely a gun for hire. More like a loose cannon.
Top of the show biz news
For those who missed last weekend’s show biz news on TV (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Meg Imperial on being bashed for “Jacqueline Comes Home”: “Wala akong pinapanigan . I know the story. I have done my research, as well.” (Research pa more.)
Maxine Medina on her insecurities: “Hindi ko love ’yung sarili ko before. But eventually, minahal ko ’yung …pagiging Pinay.” (Attagirl!)
Erik Matti on “BuyBust”: “I found out good things and not-so-good things about the drug war.” (Please expound, especially about the good things.)
Vice Ganda on having Dingdong Dantes and Richard Gutierrez as leading men in his MMFF entry: “Pag-aawayan nila ako!” (Some gays have all the luck.)
Vhong Navarro on his newbie costars in “Unli Life”: “Parang tayo ’yung buminyag sa kanila.” (Baptism of fire?)
Cacai Bautista on her love life: “I grew up a lot.” (Haay!)
Ahron Villena on one of his funniest memories with Cacai: “Sa Japan…napagkamalan siyang nanay ko ng immigration officer.” (Ouch!)
JM de Guzman on being back in show biz: “Na-miss ko, sobra.” (Move on na ha.)
JM de Guzman
Jennylyn Mercado on Pilates: “Mas nagiging lean, hindi bulky ang katawan. Tapos OK din sa flexibility.” (Bonggacious!)
Barbie Forteza on swimming with a butanding: “Hindi ako adventurous na tao kaya takot talaga ako.” (First I was afraid, I was pesticide…)
Barbie Forteza
Mike Tan on being protective of his pregnant wife: “Ayokong may mangyaring kahit anong masama kaya laging andun ako …[as] driver, PA, cook.” (All-around!)
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