Vociferous Luminary can’t help it. From out of nowhere, VL publicly ranted against the shenanigans of Hunky Egotist. VL put HE to task for getting entangled in an anomalous enterprise.
VL berated HE, who’s not exactly shy when it comes to flaunting a privileged lifestyle. Not even being rich, VL scoffed, exempts one from questionable practices. Ouch!
Worse, HE’s equally vituperative partner-in-crime, Cantankerous Ally, is just as arrogant and looks down on the sweaty masses.
Let’s just say HE and CA got blindsided by Karma Martin.
ID theft
There’s a missive going around in cyberspace. Generous Benefactor is purportedly in the middle of a scorching online affair with Vivacious Celebrity.
Thing is, VC is happily married to Hammy Artiste. Moreover, VC’s image is as wholesome as apple pie and white bread.
It’s possible that a poser has been using VC’s identity to pull the wool over GB’s eyes.
Seems money has changed hands, which means things can get pretty messy—especially since the international banking system will be dragged into the fray. Tsk. Tsk.
Attack mode
Here’s a backgrounder on a sensational news story. Seems Assertive Radical has a good idea who’s behind the hate campaign that hit the headlines recently.
AR suspects Zealous Frenemy has orchestrated the attacks. AR isn’t surprised because of ZF’s friendship with common benefactor, Rakish Fighter.
AR belongs to the camp identified with RF’s pet, Alluring Beauty. ZF, on the other hand, is loyal to AB’s staunch rival, Ruthless Minion.
All is fair in love and war.
Cyber war
Speaking of brewing battles…
Rabid Groupie has openly declared war against Boisterous Chatterbox. RG brazenly criticized BC for an ill-advised stunt directed against Riveting Kewpie. Here’s a history lesson: It’s common knowledge that RG and RK are longtime cronies.
Gotta hand it to RG who remains faithful and true against all odds and in spite of RK’s perceived shortcomings.
Sugar mama
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Well, it was just a matter of time. As expected, Ravishing Charmer has called it quits with Kinetic Amore. Pals have been expecting this to happen for so long. RC is unhappy because KA lacks ambition in life.
Worse, KA is content mooching off RC, who’s working double time just to put food on the table. RC has no plans of becoming a young sugar mommy.
Exasperated, RC threw KA out of their love nest.
Top of the show biz news
For those who missed last weekend’s show biz news on TV (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Jake Zyrus on the hurtful memes about him: “I hope people will be wise in creating memes that affect others.” (Hay naku.)
Jessica Sanchez on Jake: “I’m really proud of him for coming out and being himself. That’s very hard.” (Especially here.)
Catriona Gray on rumors that Miss Universe will be held in Macau: “If it’s abroad, masaya rin. I would love to experience new cultures.” (Forever the optimist.)
Karla Estrada hopes son Daniel Padilla settles down at 35: “By then, matibay na ang pananaw nila sa pag-aalaga ng mga anak.” (Mommy knows best?)
Daniel on going back to school: “Dream ko rin makapag-aral sa isang university, to have a college life.” (Dream big.)
Janella Salvador on rumors that her love team with Elmo Magalona has been dissolved: “Not true. There’ll be other venues for us to work together again.” (Hope springs…)
Carol Banawa on getting a nursing degree with honors in United States: “It took a lot of late hours of reading, a lot of sacrifice, hard work and discipline.” (Attagirl!)
Rhian Ramos on missing the Cannes fest, where her action film, “The Trigonal,” was shown: “If it’s a choice between a family event and work, and if I gave my word to them, then I have to be there.” (Good gurl.)
Rhian Ramos
Paolo Ballesteros on his plans for his home: “Sobrang init. Eh ’yung mga bagets mahilig mag-swimming, so we want a small pool.” (Go, go, go!)
Julie Anne San Jose, asked if Benjamin Alves feels jealous about her kissing scenes with costar Gil Cuerva: “Walang kaso sa akin kung sino makatrabaho niya. At wala rin siyang kaso sa ’kin.” (They’re not lawyers, after all.)
Preggy Heart Evangelista on her food cravings: “Gusto ko ng hakaw, white bread, ensaymada, milk!” (How varied!)
Heart Evangelista
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