Gregarious Rake has never been known for being honorable, but this rumor takes the cake.
According to the grapevine, GR’s minion, Cantankerous Phony, has been disparaging Controversial Star among pals.
GR and CS were once a couple, long before CP entered the frame. So how could CP possibly know about CS’ supposed unsavory character? Is GR constantly spewing venom against CS? Does GR have a huge axe to grind against CS or what?
To top it off, CP is trying to drive a wedge between CS and Charming Kin. Is GR aware of CP’s dastardly scheme?
Evil! Pure evil!
Touchy-feely
Female staffers abhor working alongside unfunny comic, Despicable Barbarian.
There are numerous complaints about DB’s disturbing behavior on the set. Coworkers often find themselves fending off DB’s wandering hands.
But then again, DB’s boss, Raving Weasel, is hardly the paradigm of gender sensitivity, as well.
Even a bottom-feeder like DB has the audacity to commit crimes against womankind. Memo to DB: #TimesUp.
Epidemic of abuse
Some pundits assert that there are more male “victims” of sexual harassment hereabouts.
It’s just that men seldom file formal complaints against their abusers. But, times are a-changing. Some brave male survivors are coming out, to expose their molesters.
A mole claims that Musky Hunk is contemplating on slapping a lawsuit against Libidinous Maverick.
Unfortunately, it’ll be an uphill climb for MH.
A spy thinks it’s a case of “he said, he said.”
“It’s MH’s word against LM’s, because there are no witnesses.”
But, are there other survivors who can corroborate MH’s story?
Fallback
Talk about bouncing back.
Scandalous Jerk was targeting Ravishing Amor as a potential lover. Alas, RA didn’t bite.
SJ found a more willing prey in Susceptible Lad.
Unlike RA, who’s already a huge star, SL is still hungry for fame and fortune—the “perfect” ward for SJ who was once an ambitious upstart, too.
Let’s just say, SJ and SL are a match made in “casting couch” hell.
Flirty fiend
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Now you know why Gifted Juvenile got in trouble with sweetheart, Bodacious Jostler.
Well, BJ caught GJ fooling around. Turns out GJ is an incorrigible flirt. Insiders insist GJ is overly generous with affection—even for groupies who hang out in bars.
All it takes is one bottle of beer for GJ to loosen up…and how!
GJ should be more discreet next time. Random partners should likewise caution GJ: Better safe than pregnant!
TOP OF THE TABLOIDS
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Part 2 ng love story nina Angelica Panganiban at Carlo Aquino inaabangan na ng madla! (Coming soon.)
Angelica Panganiban (left) and Carlo Aquino
Kris Aquino sa next BF: Kailangan aprub kay Bimby! (Moving on.)
Sarah Geronimo hindi na kinaya ang stress. Matindi ang pinagdaraanang pagsubok, mga magulang binalaan! (Divine intervention?)
Kobe Paras kay Jackie Forster: I love you, Ma! (Awww.)
Jackie Forster (right) and son Kobe Paras
Pelikula nina Maris Racal at Iñigo Pascual kasado na, si Piolo Pascual ang producer. (Papa knows best.)
Magpapakasal na rin ba si KZ Tandingan? (Mabuhay ang bagong…hindi pa pala.)
Sheryl Cruz papasukin na rin ang politika sa 2019: “50-50 pa!” (Nasa ICU?)
Kalat na: Ellen Adarna nanganak daw sa Singapore, bantay-sarado ng mga gwardiya sa ospital. (Over!)