Charming kin ‘dis-invites’ controversial star

Is there trouble brewing in the once peaceful relationship of Controversial Star and Coquettish Kin?

Insiders assert that CS and CK are not seeing eye to eye on a number of issues. Things have gotten so bad that CK refuses to be in the same room as CS.

According to a mole, CK made sure that CS’ name was not included on the guest list of a forthcoming shindig.

Let’s just hope Cantankerous Gadfly has nothing to do with this silent skirmish.

CG can’t possibly influence CK, who’s known for being headstrong and stubbornly independent.

Ho-hum.

Dangerous dalliance

Perhaps Lascivious Acolyte thought this salacious scandal would be swept under the rug.

Alas, LA messed with the wrong “victim.”

LA took “liberties” with Hotshot Entrant.

Problem was, HE was not the type who would allow such injustice to go unpunished. In an unprecedented move, HE fought back against LA.

Hopefully, this will be the beginning of the end of these abusive practices in the industry.

Once bitten

Speaking of appalling behavior…

Years ago, Pugnacious Eccentric hit the chismis columns for a dastardly act. PE purportedly got too excited while molesting naive newbies.

PE allegedly bit certain body parts of hapless victims. Was PE lobbying for a role in “The Walking Dead”? Indeed, PE gives new meaning to the term cannibalism.

Seems PE got away scot-free with the horrendous crime. PE is still very much around and very active on social media. Hopefully, PE isn’t trolling for fresh prey online?

Dial-a-friend

Some guys never learn.

Daft Jerk landed in hot water recently. Now, everyone is waiting for Major Benefactor’s next move?

Will MB extend a helping hand to DJ? After all, they were extra close once. Will MB knock on Raucous Dynamo’s door to save DJ? It looks as if RD is DJ’s only salvation. Or will MB heed friends’ advice and steer clear of this hullabaloo?

But can MB endure seeing DJ suffer?

With benefits

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Naughty Rake has been unmasked. Girls are now extra careful around NR. They know that NR can be user-friendly. NR chooses potential sweethearts in terms of how beneficial they can be to his career.

All of NR’s decisions revolve around furthering his standing in the industry. Is that why NR wooed Luscious Starlet? Is that why Perky Luminary goes ballistic with the mere mention of NR’s name?

In keeping with the latest trend of dating vivacious vixens, NR is now often seen partying with Gung-ho Maiden.

TOP OF THE TABLOIDS

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

AlDub fans muling binantaan ang GMA 7 ’pag binigyan ng bagong ka-love team si Alden Richards. (Scary!)

Maine Mendoza (left) and Alden Richards

Alden binanatan sa “pag-eendorso ” raw ng pulitiko; sinira ang AlDub. (Uh-oh.)

Jessy Mendiola walang kasalanan sa pagkalulong ni JM de Guzman sa droga. (’Di naman siya pusher.)

Jessy Mendiola

Ano nga bang gagawin nina Mocha Uson at Freddie Aguilar sa Senado? (Beats me.)

Kris Aquino hindi na ma-take ang mga pinagsasabi ni James Yap kay Bimby kasi puro kasinungalingan! (All this eye-rolling is dizzying.)

Pekeng Loisa Andalio nabuking ni Kris: Minamaldita mo ’ko! (Stop na! Hilo na me!)

Viral video ni Imee Marcos pinagtripan ni DJ Mo, maraming nandiri. (Ewww…)

Hugot ni Shaina Magdayao: Sarili ko muna bago lalake! (Go, gurl.)

UST volleyball player hinamon si Vice Ganda: Seryosohan? Kaya mo ba? (Oh dear.)

Teleserye nina Julie Anne San Jose at Barbie Forteza nilalagyan ng malisya. (Why oh why?)