There was a time Luscious Jezebel was the toast of the town.
LJ hooked a big fish, Randy Flame, who was immensely powerful that time.
LJ thought the glory days would never end. Unfortunately, LJ wound up with the wrong type of crowd. LJ soon got hooked on drugs.
Of course, RF dropped LJ like a hot potato.
LJ quickly plunged into the depths of penury and despair.
LJ now looks dazed and desperate. According to friends, LJ would often knock on their door to seek financial help.
Tsk. Tsk.
Smooth operator
Speaking of cautionary tales . . .
Hard-up Siren has seen better days. A source recalls that HS used to swim in dough. HS’ fortunes, however, took a turn for the worse after a string of bad decisions.
As coup de grace, HS fell into the trap of addiction.
In order to feed a nasty habit, HS has hoodwinked former coworkers—even those who are based abroad.
HS would recount sob stories in order to solicit moolah from gullible colleagues.
Time element
A netizen got stumped by a random photograph posted online.
The snapshot shows Luminous Artiste on a holiday with Amorous Novice. Thing was, the pic was taken several years ago.
At the time, LA and AN weren’t an item yet. After a little snooping, the mole discovered that LA had just split up with Maverick Lothario a few months before the trip.
Moreover, AN was supposed to be wooing Moody Maiden then.
Hmmm . . .
As someone in the know quipped: “Well, well . . .”
Social media pariah
Seems Malevolent Fiend has amassed more foes than friends on social media.
MF, who’s notoriously “user-friendly,” has turned off not a few people by engaging in all sorts of shenanigans.
It seems MF has moved up from petty crimes to grand larceny. Well, MF has no choice but to turn to illegal activities in order to project a fake image of fame, fortune and power.
Former pals (and current victims) have been complaining about MF online. But when will the long arm of the law catch MF?
Counting chicks
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Some things never change. Cantankerous Gadfly is the real reason why a mammoth venture went pfft.
Turned out CG was way too demanding.
CG asked for a hefty fee—far higher than colleague Controversial Superior’s asking price.
Moreover, CG demanded for double the usual reward should the project hit the jackpot.
Talk about counting the chicks before they are hatched.
Top of the show biz news
For those who missed last weekend’s show biz news on TV (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Maricel Soriano on her TV comeback and working with Angel Locsin and Janice de Belen: “Excited ako … Heto na, after the rain, I’m back.” (Sings: I’m so excited and I just can’t hide it.)
Maricel Soriano
Maricel on being part of “My 2 Mommies”: “Hindi ko puwedeng tanggihan si Mother Lily (Monteverde) … sa kanya ako lumaki at tumanda!” (Forever a Regal Baby.)
Billy Crawford on his recent wedding to Coleen Garcia: “I’m just thankful she’s not backing out!” (Whew!)
Coleen on wedding planning mishaps: “There were certain things we argued about and disagreed on, but it only shaped us into a better couple.” (Whew again!)
Bea Alonzo on what she has learned, working with Charo Santos in “Eerie:” “Sobrang laking bagay pala ng voice acting. How she delivers her lines … kahit reading pa lang ramdam mo na kahit wala pa ’yung emotions.” (Watch, listen and learn.)
Bea Alonzo
Cole Sprouse on his recent Manila visit: “Everywhere, I was greeted with the warmth you hope for. It was a great experience.” (Mabuhay!)
Cole Sprouse
Kiko Estrada on being hailed as having one of the best bodies in the biz: “It’s flattering, because I don’t think of myself as sexy.” (Humility makes you hotter!)
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