Savvy entertainer has a curious kink in the boudoir

Looks can be deceiving, indeed.

Savvy Entertainer seems meek and modest in public. Behind closed doors, however, SE’s wild and wanton nature is unleashed.

Turns out SE has a rather curious fetish in the boudoir. Greedy, gluttonous SE won’t settle for just one partner. SE would often hire ’em by pairs. Double duty, anyone?

SE is a regular customer of professionals, who would go the extra mile to grant all requests—no matter how unusual.

Who knew SE was such a multitasker! Ahem. Ahem.

Unmasked

How the tide has turned. Erratic Jock landed in hot water after tormenting Dazzling Maven at work. Instead of owning up to the misconduct, EJ threatened people who had gabbed about the incident.

Now, EJ is launching a charm offensive. EJ is trying a different tactic, building a saintly image—with the help of loyal cohorts. But then again, EJ has been unmasked.

Wrong number

Rancorous Matron raised hell, assuming that Tantalizing Artiste was the secret lover of partner, Suave Dude.

According to insiders, RM was knocking on the wrong door. SD was indeed fooling around—not with TA, but with another coworker. SD is allegedly canoodling with sweet and demure Vivacious Lass.

Alas, SD is flirting with disaster with VL, who is much too young. As such, the bosses have decided to separate the two.

Was that the reason behind VL’s unceremonious departure from a high-profile project?

Clueless

Seems Controversial Gent is a bit clueless when it comes to the private life of loved one, Charming Kewpie.

CG accepted a venture that also involves Bodacious Maverick. To think, BM figured prominently in a messy intrigue concerning CK and Jaunty Player.

Adding insult to injury, BM had the gall to flaunt the “indiscretion” all over town. CG remained tightlipped about this piece of scuttlebutt. Unlike CG’s nemesis, Cantankerous Scorcher, who spewed venom against hapless BM in front of shocked witnesses. CS publicly shamed BM, to avenge CK!

Blemish-free

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

There’s trouble in paradise.

Not a few observers thought the romance of Coquettish Belle and Princely Dandy was sheer perfection. There’s a slight blemish on the nearly flawless portrait, however. PD’s Feisty Kin has been irritating the duo’s fervent followers.

Turns out FK is way too meddlesome, micromanaging even the affairs of the fans. The groupies are incensed and have given the two fair warning: Rein in FK or else.

Top of the show biz news

For those who missed last weekend’s show biz news on TV (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Joshua Garcia on rumors that he and Julia Barretto have broken up: “Nagkaroon lang kami ng misunderstanding. Challenge lang ’to na kailangang malagpasan.” (OK, fine … )

Julia Barretto and Joshua Garcia

Julia’s dad Dennis Padilla on Joshua: “Nag-sorry naman siya sa ’kin … Pero kung maulit magiging action star na talaga ako.” (Speaking of challenges … )

Anne Curtis on playing Valentina in the “Darna” film: “I have fun playing villains. I would totally be open to doing it.” (Is that clear? Totally.)

Maris Racal on Iñigo Pascual: “’Di naman ako naghahanap ng someone right now. Focus lang muna sa career.” (Moving on.)

Gerald Anderson on netizens bashing girlfriend Bea Alonzo: “Siguraduhin n’yong perfect kayo bago kayo magsabi ng masama sa ibang tao.” (Swoon.)

Heart Evangelista’s fashion tip: “If you feel good … the rest will follow.” (Pearls of wisdom, ’teh.)

Heart Evangelista

Lotlot de Leon on daughter Janine Gutierrez: “We make sure we keep in touch kahit may kanya-kanyang trabaho.” (Good job!)

Sunshine Cruz on daughter Angelina Montano entering show biz: “Sa ’kin kasi if it will affect school, it’s a no. Pero kung ano man maging desisyon nila, all-out support ako.” (Resistance is futile.)

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