Cutesy sweethearts can’t stand each other
Love team turns into a hate tandem.
Gorgeous Juvenile is obviously at odds with Bodacious Jezebel.
They cannot hide their disdain for each other. They refused to feign “sweetness,” even in front of their biggest supporter, Charming Star, at a splashy event.
For sure, CS could feel the palpable tension in the air. But being the epitome of tact and diplomacy, CS chose to ignore the brewing brouhaha.
GJ and BJ should take notes and learn the art of “faking” it from the industry’s seasoned pros.
Warring exes
Speaking of combative couples…
Ostentatious Dude and sweetheart, Boisterous Maiden, had a messy falling out.
OD’s cohort, Athletic Cutie, got busted for extracurricular activities and was outed as a predator.
BM unleashed quite a mouthful when asked about AC. BM quipped that AC’s bad behavior wasn’t surprising at all.
After all, AC and OD were cut from the same cloth.
According to BM, AC is a saint compared to monstrous OD.
Back with a vengeance
Vociferous Jerk is back on the scene.
Enemies chased VJ out of town for unsavory misdeeds in the past. For some strange reason, VJ was able to bounce back, in high style.
VJ has returned to the same line of work—and was even given easy access to more potential victims.
The Powers That Be should make sure that history would not repeat itself. Unless, of course, these VIPs were in cahoots with this nefarious character. Uh-oh.
History lesson
Alas, history repeated itself.
Yet another show biz insider, Flamboyant Vamp, was caught committing the same nasty crimes as VJ. Some people never learn from the past.
FV likewise left incriminating evidence that was eventually leaked all over the porn circuit.
Will “victims” finally come forward and seek justice for FV’s indiscretions?
Abangan…
Making faces
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Coworkers simply cannot stand Alluring Starlet’s snobbish ways.
AS acts high and mighty on the set, rebuffing invites to hang out with colleagues. AS would rather stay cooped up in the dressing room than socialize with the cast and crew.
AS acts as if peers were lowly serfs.
AS also has the nasty habit of scowling, making faces for no reason at all. And it’s the most unpleasant of faces!
TOP OF THE TABLOIDS
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Bwelta ni Zsa Zsa Padilla sa kulubot photo: “Proud to be old and 53!” (Go gurl!)
Xian Lim on his feelings for Kim Chiu: “You make my heart beat faster and slower at the same time.” (Better see a cardiologist Asap.)
Relasyong Joshua Garcia at Julia Barretto, ’di nawasak ng chismis: Huwag kayong praning! (E ‘di huwag!)
Pia Wurtzbach, Gerald Anderson at Bea Alonzo love triangle: Gimik lang o totoong nagkaahasan at tikiman? (Hmmm…)
Kathryn Bernardo at Daniel Padilla sinulit ang vacay sa US; enjoy sa wine-tasting. (Burp.)
Kathryn Bernardo (left) and Daniel Padilla
Megastar Sharon Cuneta masama pa rin ang loob kay Gabby Concepcion? (Next, please…)
Maricel Soriano balik-Regal, may bonggang pelikula sa Mother’s Day! (Oh my Mama!)
Bianca Manalo at mga kasama, tatlong oras sa dagat na puro pating! (Afraid-y Aguilar!)
Erich Gonzales at Enchong Dee, lovers in Paris? Pinatunayang pang-forever ang relasyon. (OK, fine, whatever…)
Erich Gonzales (left) and Enchong Dee in Paris
Nadine Lustre tsugi sa horror movie ni Jun Lana na “The Nurse”; ilang JaDine fans nagmakaawa kay Lana! (Move on na, boys and girls.)
KC Concepcion umaming may offer sa ibang TV network, lalayasan na nga ba ang ABS? (Speaking of moving on…)
Angel Locsin at Neil Arce, “Lovers in Sagada.” Pampa-good vibes noong Holy Week. (Uuuuy!)
