Perky starlet cheats on lover with dashing crush
Now, for the other side of the story. When Feisty Beauty broke up with Pugnacious Amor, most observers blamed the latter.
PA has always been perceived as aloof and arrogant, after all. FB, however, has a deep, dark secret. FB once fooled around with longtime crush, Titillating Dreamboat. Unfortunately, FB gave everything to TD—leaving nothing for PA to nibble on.
Well, PA learned of the indiscretion. PA’s bruised ego was the culprit behind the split.
Experience required
Remember Hunky Celebrity who can’t help cheating on Bodacious Vixen? HC often hooks up with nubile nymphets who have less than pristine reputations.
Rumormongers allege that HC avoids inexperienced partners like the plague. It’s because HC prefers seasoned pros.
It seems HC doesn’t have the patience to act as mentor in the boudoir. HC would rather go straight to war…and has no time for battle training.
HC is a warrior of love!
Opposite of Midas
Everyone knows about Rambunctious Maven’s fiery temper. RM was notorious for berating and abusing (verbally and physically) erring staff members. One of RM’s victims had the courage to resign and build a new life abroad.
Now, the poor underling has become successful and renowned in a highly competitive field. Meanwhile, everything RM touches turns into crap, including the career of hapless Significant Bother.
It’s the opposite of Midas’ touch.
Artificial sweetener
Seems Vivacious Jezebel wasn’t so innocent, after all. VJ once cultivated a saccharine sweet image.
Who knew VJ could also go under the alias, “Artificial Sweetener?” According to the rumor mill, VJ shacked up with someone who was already committed to somebody else.
Alas, Karma Martin knocked on VJ’s door. The Part-time Lover soon dumped VJ, whose career also went downhill fast.
Double trouble
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Turns out there will be another Young Parent in show biz in a few months, apart from Budding Charmer? According to the rumor mill, BC’s Hot Gangmate is also infanticipating with equally underage lover. Baby boom, anyone?
HG, however, has yet to vanish from the scene—unlike BC who was forced to go on leave.
Handlers are still trying to find ways to defuse the potentially explosive situation. But now, they have not just one but two stork visits to deal with.
TOP OF THE TABLOIDS
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Kalat na: Bea Alonzo inatake ng matinding selos, rumesbak kina Gerald Anderson at Pia Wurtzbach. (Afraid-y Aguilar.)
Troy Montero nainggit kay Aubrey Miles, naghubo’t hubad din sa pool! (Nakup.)
Troy Montero and Aubrey Miles
Elisse Joson sa ex-bf: Alam namin ni Jerome Ponce na hiwalay ang personal sa trabaho! (OK, fine….)
Alden Richards isa sa most trusted celebrity endorser sa Pinas. (Ho-hum.)
James Reid pumayat, umitim, pero wagi pa rin bilang “pambansang ulam” ng mga beki! (This steak is well done?)
