Posh client dumps boisterous celebrity

It seems not even recent setbacks could force Boisterous Celebrity to eat humble pie.

BC is as haughty as ever. Posh Client was traumatized after dealing with BC, who was willful and wily. BC allegedly kept complaining about imagined problems all throughout the doomed partnership.

Worse, BC made horrific demands that pushed PC over the edge. With dispatch, PC dumped BC and hired Seasoned Charmer, instead.

It’s a veritable slap on BC’s face, considering that SC is a mortal enemy!

Double trouble

Catty Babe is livid.

CB thinks Bodacious Vixen’s Favorite Pet is stealing the thunder from everyone. FP is the current toast of the town, and CB is green with envy.

CB has reason to get antsy because FP is a huge threat—especially when BV is no longer around to maintain unity among the divergent forces in the camp.

As such, CB is now working overtime to produce an equally lovable alternative to FP. Two can play this game.

Limbo rock

Rock-hard Dude is now in limbo. Poor RD tried to remain loyal until the bitter end. Unfortunately, such devotion largely goes unrewarded in Troubled Firm.

In spite of RD’s efforts, TF’s top honchos seem reluctant to discuss RD’s fate. Ouch!

Worse, RD’s attempts to fish for a more definite statement from TF have fallen on deaf ears. RD has simply reached a dead-end, as far as TF is concerned.

Petty in pink

Petulant Scion is having a blast, at the expense of Luminous Personality.

It’s no secret that PS abhors LP, who is dismissed as an interloper by minions. PS has no choice about the situation because Standoffish Mogul is devoted to LP.

PS, however, is now having a field day because LP and SM’s Pet Project turned out to be, well, atrocious. PP has been likened to something LP and SM’s Repugnant Cohort would churn out. How cruel!

Bye bye birdie

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Scintillating Jezebel can no longer endure Dreadful Kin’s intrusive ways. SJ has had enough and abandoned DK in a huff.

According to the grapevine, SJ relocated somewhere far away from the probing eyes of DK. Perhaps SJ should realize that DK’s abrasiveness comes from a place of love.

It’s just that DK and SJ can be quite vocal about their emotions, inevitably involving outsiders in what should be a private matter.

In any case, SJ is now free as a bird!

TOP OF THE TABLOIDS

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

GMA 7, “Eat Bulaga” bumawi sa AlDub Nation; Alden Richards, Maine Mendoza puwede na uling maglambingan. (Next, please…)

Maine may bagong ka-love team sa gagawing pelikula, AlDub Nation nagwawala sa galit. (Mag-move on na kasi.)

Maine Mendoza

Regine Velasquez hinding hindi raw lalayasan ang GMA: Ang laki ng sweldo ko du’n! (Ganern.)

Yam Concepcion: Puwede akong ma-in love sa bading! (And why not?)

Bonggang kasal nina Luis Manzano at Jessy Mendiola malapit na raw. (On your mark…)

Jessy Mendiola (left) and Luis Manzano

Piolo Pascual nabulabog sa mga pasabog ni Mark Bautista sa ginawang libro; pati si KC Concepcion nadamay din. (Rated D: For Damayan!)

Sa wakas, Angel Locsin umamin na: Yes, kami na ni Neil Arce! (Yawn…)

Angel Locsin