Seasoned insider bewails newbie’s act of betrayal

Aggressive Newbie might look sweet and coy—but be wary! Seasoned Insider had a rather traumatic experience with AN. SI once regarded AN as a trusted colleague. That’s why AN’s act of betrayal is all the more painful for SI.

SI suspects that AN supports similarly Assertive Veteran’s last-minute business decision.

Unfortunately, AN and AV’s unholy alliance puts SI at a disadvantage. But then again, birds of the same feather make a toxic feather duster.

SI has yet to forgive AN for the duplicitous deed.

Beauty and the beasts

Beauty watchers thought Lovely Lass was a monster. Turns out it’s another Gorgeous Gal who’s a living nightmare.

Glam Expert swears GG can be petty and vindictive. In contrast, GE thinks LL is down-to-earth and dainty.

So, why the bum rap for LL?

Curiously, why all the glowing reviews for GG?

In any case, peers detest yet another Statuesque Siren for being haughty and imperious.

Unfazed

Speaking of luminous, leggy ladies.

SS needs to overcome an uphill climb ahead. Unlike LL, SS was snubbed by Influential Celebrity in a splashy event.

Was it because SS couldn’t help mouthing off and IC (and/or onion-skinned handlers) got turned off?

Gotta hand it to SS.

Fearless and feisty SS doesn’t easily get intimidated. Not even by power-hungry minions and their mighty overlord.

Game of thorns

After serving High-profile Luminaries for so long, Staunch Supporter got the raw end of the deal.

Seems SS fell victim to the machinations in HLs’ inner sanctum—a deadly lair that rivals the fiefdoms of “Game of Thrones,” really.

Well, it’s all for the best, because SS is no longer forced to hang out with all these unsavory characters—including Fiery Maven. Turns out FM has a long-running rivalry with SS’ boss, Laidback Honcho.

In the end, SS became the latest casualty in FM and LH’s secret feud.

Pariah, pare

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

There was a time High-profile Personality basked in unlimited power and wealth.

Just as swiftly, HP plunged into the depths of despair. Observers think it was a case of too much, too soon.

Success went to HP’s head. Worse, arrogant HP got hooked on gambling. When it all came crashing down, HP lost all the fair-weather friends, as well.

Now, HP has no one to turn to and has become a pariah in the biz.

TOP OF THE TABLOIDS

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

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Ejay Falcon kay Paolo Ballesteros: “Parang Victoria’s Secret model, sana totoong babae na lang siya!” (Haba ng hair!)

Ejay Falcon

Julie Anne San Jose tinawag na “hipon,” Ai-Ai delas Alas rumesbak! (Go, Volta, go!)

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