Vociferous celeb is forced to make nice with frenemy

Vociferous Celebrity once pulled strings to get Wealthy Frenemy in trouble.

Well, VC didn’t need to sweat it, because WF had made it a habit to ruffle the feathers of the Big Bosses. Still, VC’s poisonous tongue successfully pushed WF over the ravine.

Years later, VC ended up knocking on WF’s door for much-needed assistance. VC is now in dire straits and only WF can turn things around. Yup, the same person VC and company had plotted against became their only salvation.

Alanis must be singing in VC’s nightmares. Isn’t it ironic, dontcha think?

Secretly swishy

From all discernible indications, Tough Newbie seems brimming with machismo and testosterone.

Nothing can be further from the truth. TN is often spotted partying the night away in a bar notorious for close encounters of the swishy kind.

So, what’s the real score? Mole flashes a Mona Lisa smile and quips: “Perhaps TN just enjoys the music in the place.”

Madonna, Kylie and Lady Gaga?

Confeermed!

Sour grapes

No wonder Cantankerous Insider has been badmouthing Ritzy Personality. CI has been itching to work with RP and, of course, exploit the situation to the hilt.

CI can’t accept the fact that other people have benefited from RP’s legendary largesse. Why not CI and Talentless Kin, indeed? It looks like RP is fully aware of CI’s machinations all along. That was why CI couldn’t get near RP. Absolutely no one could pull the wool over RP’s eyes. That’s the reason why CI is disparaging RP in retaliation.

Sour grapes, anyone?

Boy trouble

Remember Hot Hunk who broke ties with Influential Benefactor?

HH easily found a new avid backer in Powerful Honcho. HH should be careful, though. PH has the tendency to get possessive. Last time PH fell for a ward…it was an embarrassing debacle.

PH was obsessed with Charming Cutie for a spell. It was creepily reminiscent of Glenn Close in “Fatal Attraction.”

Scary!

Girl trouble

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Seems Perky Starlet is on the verge of a major meltdown.

PS can no longer stand the tyrannical ways of Strict Guardian.

PS and SG had a huge fight recently and work was unavoidably affected by the conflict at home. PS frequently reports on the set with puffy eyes…due to sleepless nights of marathon crying sessions.

As expected, PS constantly turns to Clueless Partner for support.

Is that the reason why SG doesn’t approve of CP? Oh no!

TOP OF THE TABLOIDS

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Jinggoy Estrada makakapagpiyansa? Bong Revilla, speechless. (Sings: “Speechless, I look for the right things to say….”)

Maymay Entrata on her idol Liza Soberano: “Humble kahit big star na siya!” (Watch and learn.)

Janella Salvador

Janella Salvador on her relationship with Elmo Magalona: “Hindi ko pa siya boyfriend, wala po kaming label!” (Ho-hum.)

Gretchen Barretto ipinagyabang ang mga alahas at sapatos nang sumakay ng train sa HK! (Whatever floats your boat, ahem, train pala.)

John Lloyd Cruz on his video scandal: “I’m sorry…marami akong natutunan sa nangyari!” (Please enumerate.)

Pakiusap ni Ejay Falcon kay Erich Gonzales na katambal sa bagong proyekto: “Huwag mo na akong talakan pag naka-take 30 ako, ha!” (Afraid-y Aguilar siya!)

Luis Manzano (left) and Jessy Mendiola

Luis Manzano on marrying Jessy Mendiola: “Hindi ako takot magpakasal…sa tamang panahon!” (Mabuhay ang bagong sakal!)