Scandalous personality’s rumor-mongering backfires big-time

Scandalous Personality is shameless. In a desperate attempt to ingratiate oneself with Big Bosses, SP dished out all sorts of sordid rumors about friends, acquaintances, even relatives.

SP spared no one.

Perhaps SP thought BBs would be amused by such delectably lurid tales.

SP, however, pushed it too far.

SP unleashed unprintable invectives against Hapless Kin. SP denigrated HK’s sexuality and made offensive insinuations about private woes.

BBs were not impressed and put SP to task for being politically incorrect.

File under B for Bigot!

Sharpshooter

Lovely Lass should be extra careful.

Influential Benefactor, who has officially dumped Alluring Sweetheart, is now eyeing LL covetously.

IB has always been quite a sharpshooter—and rarely misses targeted babes.

IB had a long-running affair with Missing Luminary ages ago.

No wonder ML bagged numerous plum projects in the past. But when they broke up, an inevitable drought followed, of course.

AS and LL, be forewarned.

Class struggle

Fiery Insider made a major boo-boo.

FI’s rants against Beleaguered Project were labeled in poor taste by those in the know.

It’s because FI has a huge ax to grind against the folks behind BP.

In any case, Respected Veteran, who had championed BP, came up with a brief, but eloquent retort.

Let’s just say, RV still showed some class in the face of the controversy.

As for FI? Change one letter and “class” turns into a word that some people feel best describes the entire fiasco in a nutshell.

Uh-oh.

Huge gambit

Did Gorgeous Celebrity make the right decision?

GC turned down a tempting offer from Loyal Supporter. To think, LS had helped GC garner acclaim and accolades for a previous endeavor.

GC opted to accept a venture from Aggressive Rival instead—leaving LS high and dry.

It’s a huge gamble, but will GC win in the end?

Over LS’ cold, dead body!

Punch-drunk love

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

According to a spy, Sultry Siren and Wealthy Costar have been meeting on the sly for months now.

Well, the two found a common love: Intoxicating spirits.

SS and WC are card-carrying members of Alcoholics Not-So-Anonymous.

The secret trysts are usually held in the home of SS. Aside from the fact that SS’ home offers safe refuge from prying eyes, it also boasts a well-stocked bar!

Cheers!

TOP OF SHOW BIZ NEWS

For those who missed last weekend’s show biz news on TV. (And why we are moved, if we are moved.)

Randy Santiago recalls one of his final moments with his son Ryan, who died recently: “Sabi niya sa ’kin, nahihiya siya … kasi ang laki-laki na raw ng gastos ko. Sabi ko, huwag mong intindihin ang gastos, pray lang tayo sa Panginoon.” (Condolences.)

Pauleen Luna on being an expectant mom: “Every day we talk to the baby … It’s a miracle from God.” (Best wishes.)

Vic Sotto (left) and Pauleen Luna

Vic Sotto on having a new child: “After 26 years, I’ll be a father again …  ang excitement bumabalik.” (Ikaw na, Bossing!)

Pia Wurtzbach

Pia Wurtzbach on her advocacy, mandatory HIV testing among the youth: “Hindi mo malalaman kung ano ang status mo, kung kailangan mong magpagamot o hindi.” (Korek!)

Albert Martinez on having his first grandchild, with daughter Alyanna: “[She’s due] in January … It’s a girl! I will be a super lolo!” (Over!)

Sarah Lahbati on rumors that she’s pregnant with her second child: “You will never know with me. I’m full of surprises! I don’t really believe in following a timeline.” (Yes or no would suffice.)

Empoy Marquez on how he is taking in the success of “Kita Kita”: “Eto po, medyo nag-a-adjust ako kasi ang daming may crush sa ’kin.” (Masamang signos?)

Gil Cuerva on being linked to Joyce Bernal: “For people to come up with something  like that—nakakatawa!” (It ain’t funny.)

Benjamin Alves on improving himself as an actor: “There are so many things to learn in acting. ” (Indeed.)

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