You know the drill: Hell hath no fury like Flamboyant Benefactor scorned…
To be accurate, FB never ever gets mad; FB prefers to get even.
FB’s longtime lover, Hunky Beau, fooled around with other bodacious babes. At first, FB turned a blind eye on HB’s shenanigans.
But when HB had a dangerous liaison with Gorgeous Gay, FB went berserk.
FB started spreading all sorts of nasty gossip about HB.
A source, however, insists that the idle chatter is not entirely baseless. According to pals, it’s only a matter of time before FB’s prediction would come true and HB would sign up as a full-fledged member of the LGBT community.
Welcome to the club, HB!
Serial seducer
Seems Voracious Insider has been targeting Closeted Cutie for the longest time.
VI successfully hooked up not only with Greying Heartthrob, but with Cheeky Newbie, too. Thing is, GH and CN were once a couple.
Was it a buy one-take one special for VI?
VI then moved on to CC. This fling went pfft before it could even explode into the stratosphere.
Perhaps VI discovered CC’s true colors.
CC is much too feminine, compared to VI, GH and CN who try to act all-macho and manly in public.
Cheat sheet
Speaking of congenital cheaters.
Sultry Starlet is fast gaining an unsavory reputation as a homewrecker.
SS and Married Coworker supposedly became extra chummy on the set. Former colleagues are wondering why SS and MC are often spotted together long after their collaboration had ended.
SS and MC are allegedly caught in the web of a torrid affair.
MC is playing a risky game because Clueless Spouse can easily bolt once this scandal hits the fan.
Hold order
Here’s a blast from the past.
A random post in social media resurrected an ancient rumor.
Gifted Charmer tried to hold back Pretty Girlfriend’s blossoming career. GC discouraged PG from pursuing dreams of stardom.
GC threatened to break up with PG who wanted to accept a lucrative gig. GC warned PG that the project was bad news and could taint a once-pristine image.
PG ignored GC’s negativity.
Perhaps PG and GC weren’t meant to be together.
La femme punisher
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Surprise, surprise: Feisty Mama can be quite ferocious when it comes to protecting her child, Perky Starlet.
Poor PS has to endure all sorts of punishments for every mistake committed.
One time, FM barred PS from using the family car because of a curfew violation. The hapless lass had to take a taxi to and from work.
Moreover, PS is not allowed to leave the house and party till the wee hours—like other normal teeners.
TOP OF THE TABLOIDS
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Sharon Cuneta binuhay uli ang dating relasyon kay Robin Padilla, ‘di na raw nahiya kina Kiko Pangilinan at Mariel Rodriguez! (Sings: “Bakit ako mahihiya?”)
Sigaw ng bagong girlfriend ni Jake Zyrus: Mahal kita maging sino ka man! (See above.)
Daniel Padilla napikon sa pang-ookray ni Paul Salas, naghamon ng 1-on-1 bakbakan. (Talk about history repeating itself.)
Daniel Padilla
Bureau of Internal Revenue naghain ng bagong tax evasion case vs Richard Gutierrez. (Nakup!)
Sarah Lahbati (left) and Richard Gutierrez
Sapatos at bag lang ni Vice Ganda nagkakahalaga ng milyun-milyon. (See above, too.)
Ara Mina naging biktima ng umbagerong dyowa (Oh!)
Vernie Varga may Alzheimer’s disease raw kaya biglang nawala sa eksena. (So sad.)
True ba, Arci Muñoz , naadik sa pagpaparetoke? (Uh-oh.)
Arci Muñoz
Alessandra de Rossi at Empoy Marquez ginulat ang mga tao sa loob ng sinehan; “Kita Kita” pinatumba ang “Heneral Luna.” (AlEmpoy overload na ha.)