Hunky Star gets ‘home service’

RHIAN Ramos

Hunky star availed of a beauty clinic’s pampering package (facial and massage), in his home.

The clinic attendant was greeted by a shocking sight in HS’ house. Spotted lounging in HS’ bedroom was Sporty Stud, who apparently does house calls as well. Our witness surmised that the rumors about HS must be true, after all.

SS was previously linked to Flamboyant Personality, with whom he had a romantic dinner date at a posh hotel. Rumor has it that SS is a pro. Did HS also pay for SS’ “home service?”

Office romance

Scandalous Celebrity is a certified heartbreaker. When he was just starting in a media outfit, SC had a nearly fatal “office romance” with Pretty Colleague.

SC kept pestering PC after a very nasty breakup. PC told SC to stay away. Undeterred, SC threatened to shame PC publicly, but their bosses intervened.

Before SC could spew out secrets, top management issued a gag order.

Cry me a river

Drama Actress became an unwitting shock absorber when Popular Star had a meltdown.

PS was heavily involved with Handsome Costar, who was rumored as a closet queer. PS apparently saw incriminating text messages on HC’s phone – specifically, love notes from various gentlemen, including Gay Celebrity.

PS was grief-stricken, but was able to move on and find true happiness with a real man.

Toxic frenemy

Controversial Personality befriended Rich Star. Friends warned RS that CP was a notorious back-stabber. “Toxic,” they said.

RS was apprehensive, but gave CP the benefit of the doubt. Soon enough, RS discovered CP’s true colors. Through drumbeaters, CP criticized RS in chismis columns.

It was clearly the work of the green-eyed monster.

SHAINA Magdayao

Pretty Starlet dated rich non-show biz kid. Wealthy Beau soon introduced PS to his family during a formal affair at home.

While dessert was being served, grandma pulled WB aside and warned him: “Are you serious with that girl? I guarantee you’ll soon get bored with her. You have little to talk about.”

WB promptly broke up with PS, who went on to find love in her equal, Dull Hunk.

Sound advice

HONG KONG—Emma Watson’s advice to teenagers: “Be true to who you are and do the best to feel comfortable in your own skin.”

The 21-year-old Harry Potter star, on her second visit here, said she loves traveling in Asia. She learned to say “Hi, everyone” in Cantonese on the red carpet on Thursday.

The British actress cast as Hermione Granger when she was 10 has announced that she’s preparing to step out of the safe world of film sets. She’s been studying at Brown and Oxford universities. AP

Miss Golden Globe

WEST HOLLYWOOD – The Hollywood Foreign Press Association has named its newest Miss Golden Globe: Rainey Qualley, daughter of nominee Andie MacDowell.  Qualley, 21, an aspiring musician, was introduced as the 2012 honoree at a news conference on Thursday.

Miss Golden Globe is traditionally the child of a celebrity who is invited to assist during the awards ceremony. Previous honorees include Rumer Willis, Laura Dern, Melanie Griffith and Joely Fisher.

The announcement was to be followed by the Hollywood Foreign Press Association’s starry Night of Firsts party, held to celebrate the start of Hollywood’s awards season.

Nominations for the 69th annual Golden Globe Awards will be announced next week. The ceremony is slated for Jan. 15. AP

Top of the Talk Show

For those who missed last weekend’s TV gabfests  (And why we are moved, if we are moved):

Bong Revilla ’di takot kina Vic Sotto at Ai Ai. (Kami rin!)

Lahat ng sugat gumagaling—Bong. (Ayyy. Anukayayun?)

Sa ’di umano’y pagpapalaglag ni Rhian Ramos; DJ Mo Twister: I’m sorry, kasalanan namin! (Sabi ni Rhian, “Speak for yourself!”)

Dahil nga ba sa muling pag-eksena ni Coco Martin, Matteo, Maja naghiwalay na rin? (Sweet alibis.)

Luis Manzano “kinulam” kaya naadik kay Jennylyn. (Making excuses!)

Buti na lang naisugod agad sa ospital, sakit ni Mariel Rodriguez nakamamatay. (Naisugod ang sakit sa ospital?)

Buhay ni DJ Mo nanganganib na raw. (Sa New York?)

Julia ayaw pang makipaghalikan. (Kay…?)

Ipe nabastos sa billing ng “Asiong Salonga.” (Si _______ din daw.)

“Hindi kami naaawa kay DJ Mo.” (Eh kasi naman.)

Alice Dixson: Hindi suplada si Marian! (Fine.)

DJ Mo, Alex Gonzaga nagkatampuhan. (DJ Mo na naman?)

Juday, Ryan iba na ang drama sa buhay. (Some people grow.)

Piolo ‘nagtaray,’ KC nag-iiyak na naman. (’Di pa rin nauuntog.)

Lloydie nagmakaawa kay Shaina kaya nagkabalikan. (Here’s another one.)

Nadia Montenegro nag-iiyak yakap ang 2 anak. (Television is a compelling medium.)

Sharon Cuneta walang binatbat kay Ate Guy. (Well, Sharon can still sing.)

Phil at James Younghusband, Kapatid na rin. (Magkapatid talaga!)

Gerald Anderson naka-jackpot sa Budoy. (Sabi nga ni Nestor Torre pag-isipan ang follow-up!)

Rhian Ramos: Sobrang nasasaktan na ’ko! (Quit while you’re ahead; stop giving interviews.)

Kaliwa’t kanan ang haharaping kaso; Gaano ba katapang si DJ Mo? (Parang di naman gaano…)

Tsugi na sa teleserye nila ni Dingdong Dantes, Rhian Ramos lalayasan ang show biz dahil kay DJ Mo. (There must be a better reason.)

Sarah Geronimo: Hindi ko kailangan ng boyfriend! (Pero gusto kaya niya?)

Shalani Soledad inaatake ng nerbiyos dahil sa nalalapit an kasal. (Only human, right?)

Garrie Concepcion baklang bakla, ibang iba raw kay KC. (Pero close daw sila.)

Ni hindi man lang daw nagpakilala sa kanya, Gabby galit na galit kay Piolo. (’Yun lang?)

(Startalk, E-Live, Showbiz Central, The Buzz, with Allan Policarpio, Contributor)