Mole was shocked by Vociferous Insider’s derring-do.
VI emerged from out of nowhere and engaged an acquaintance in a rather unwelcome convo.
VI suddenly brandished a check to the tune of millions of pesos.
High-profile Personality apparently entrusted VI with the hefty sum, to purchase several expensive designer bags for Curvaceous Sweetie.
VI obviously wanted to brag about the shopping spree. Never mind that the cash did not come from VI’s pockets.
Regrettably, HP and CS soon parted ways.
Did CS return those pricey gifts to HP? And what would HP do with those extravagant presents? Perhaps VI could find a buyer for those pre-loved items?
And we are referring to the totes, not CS’ ample assets!
Swap meet
Talk about a creepy coincidence.
Shady Character was spotted escorting Glamorous Beauty all over town.
There is persistent chatter that SC and GB are now an item—make that, Tinseltown’s latest clandestine lovers.
Alas, SC was previously linked to GB’s Vituperative Kin.
Interestingly, GB and VK are sworn enemies.
Is GB trying to annoy VK by hooking up with SC?
The plot thickens …
Tears for fears
Pugnacious Star raised a ruckus on the set.
PS was not being unreasonable, though. PS was only fighting for what was fair and just. Sadly, PS’ colleague, Saccharine Sweetheart, got swept by a tsunami of intrigues, too.
A mole overheard Trusted Staffer badmouthing SS and PS in the presence of the Big Boss.
TS, whose job was on the line, had no choice but to throw the duo under the bus. TS blamed the two for causing all sorts of problems for the crew.
After learning about the betrayal, SS wept buckets.
As for PS? Well, the tantrum proved to be justifiable all along.
Instant friends
Assertive Luminary snubbed Struggling Performer in the not-so-distant past. AL underestimated SP’s abilities.
AL would rather champion SP’s Gifted Rivals. In the end, however, the GRs failed to deliver the goods.
As luck would have it, SP turned into the bigger star. SP did extremely well compared to the GRs.
Now, AL is rushing to befriend SP who is understandably playing coy this time.
Is it too late to change sides?
Is there a social media site called InstaFriendster?
C for chutzpah
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Who knew that Charming Celebrity could be deadly when it came to affairs of the heart?
Although not much of a looker, CC successfully snagged the most sought-after stars in the biz. CC’s confidence somehow compensates for a myriad of shortcomings.
Imagine that, members of the opposite sex trip all over themselves to woo CC! And CC has left a number of broken hearts in the process.
After dumping Stunning Newbie, CC romped happily with Alluring Hottie. But when CC got tired of AH, Popular Personality swiftly took over.
CC’s chutzpah somehow caused hysterical blindness among SN, AH and PP.
Top of show biz news
For those who missed last weekend’s show biz news on TV. (And why we are moved, if we are moved.)
Bela Padilla
Bela Padilla on her ex-bf Neil Arce’s relationship with Angel Locsin: “I have nothing to say about that. That’s their … relationship, and I’m not part of that.” (Korak!)
Xian Lim
Xian Lim asked if he feels jealous about Justin Bieber’s reply to Kim Chiu on Instagram: “Diyos ko! Wala sa ganu’n.” (Juice ko talaga!)
Jon Santos on the challenge of impersonating big stars: “Dahil sikat na sikat sila, mayroon kang malaking bukal … ng inspirasyon. Pero dahil din sikat sila … alam ng tao kung mali ka.” (Master class in mimicking.)
Yassi Pressman on rumors that she feels bad about Coco Martin not choosing her as his partner in “Ang Panday”: “Wala naman po ako sa posisyon!” (Well, well … )
Brillante Ma Mendoza, asked if he would be lessening his “artistic shots” in the Sona: “I take criticisms in a positive way, so wala akong problema doon.” (Moving on.)
Paolo Ballesteros —Richard Reyes
Paolo Ballesteros on winning Urian best actor for “Die Beautiful”: “Feeling ko open na ang mga tao sa mga ganitong klaseng pelikula.” (Bravo … Brava pala!)
Solenn Heussaff
Solenn Heussaff on her relationship with husband Nico Bolzico: “We’re very open and we trust each other.” (Okay, fine, you know the drill … )
Rochelle Pangilinan, who’s marrying Arthur Solinap this year, on having a baby: “’Di na ako bata. Reding-ready na ako!” (Ho-hum.)
Alden Richards on his coming project with Maine Mendoza: “It requires physical fitness and involves stunts.” (Sounds family … )
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