Grizzled Star is notorious for being an incorrigible playboy.
In a revealing confession with a friend, GS made a huge fuss over a supposed romance with Lovelorn Partner that went kaput before it could even flourish.
GS waxed sentimental about LP. It was truly heart-rending.
Now, for a bit of a reality check.
Turned out, GS said the same thing to other past sweethearts. One Former Lover scoffed that GS’ musings about LP sounded way too familiar. Ouch!
GS didn’t even bother to come up with an original line.
Busted!
Charming cheater
Speaking of serial daters.
Don’t let Cute Charmer’s innocent looks deceive you.
A mole insists CC simply cannot be trusted. Many thought CC would remain loyal to Hot Honey. After all, HH is way out of CC’s league.
But CC had the gall to betray HH, by canoodling with Popular Newbie. CC apparently pursued PN before breaking up with HH.
PN should be very careful. As they say, someone who cheated with you would sooner or later cheat on you, too.
Philanderers’ club
Welcome a new member to the Philanderers’ Club.
There is talk in the studio that Glib Personality can’t help chasing other prospects—even though Martyr Spouse has given up so much for their union.
There was a rumor that Irresistible Costar was sacked for flirting with GP.
Another Passionate Colleague was forced to leave town before a mammoth scandal could erupt (nine months later!).
But the burning question remains: How come GP gets away with all these shenanigans? Is it because the big bosses are just as guilty?
Namen!
Missing in action
Those in the know are disappointed in High-profile Celebrity.
They thought HC would support their fledgling cause.
HC, however, sided not with the Davids of the biz, but with the Goliaths, naturally. After all, HC is a power player, too.
Worse, HC cannot be relied on to participate in crucial discussions.
A mole reveals that HC is always missing in action and has dispatched an underling to take care of the pertinent details.
True romance
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Handsome Hunk can’t quit playing the field, even though Wealthy Sponsor is already there to provide for his every need.
Alas, WS caught HH fooling around with another Rich Benefactor.
Instead of dumping HH, WS did the unexpected. WS fought for HH’s heart!
HH may not be faithful, but he is WS’ one true love.
Awww…
TOP OF THE TABLOIDS
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Maine Mendoza kinuhang cover girl ng international magazine. (Bongga!)
“Live-in scandal” walang epek sa career ni Nadine Lustre. (Duh. What career daw?)
Yassi Pressman wala pa rin dyowa. “Sobrang busy hindi ko na nga nakikita ang pamilya ko!” (Rated W for Whatever!)
Kris Aquino on ABS-CBN: “Ayaw na talaga sa akin, pero OK lang… happy naman ako!” (Happy rin ba sila?)
Sarah Geronimo at Matteo Guidicelli, magpapakasal na ngayong 2017. (Ba-Be-Bi-Bo-Bu…Perlas na bilog, huwag tutulog-tulog!)
Joshua Garcia at Julia Barretto nag-date nang naka-face mask, inupakan ng bashers! (What the… never mind.)
Jolo Revilla naghahanda na sa pagtakbo sa Senado kaya nag-aral sa Singapore? (See above.)