Vociferous bigwig guards newbie like a hawk

Staffers are chuckling on the set.

It’s pretty obvious that Vociferous Bigwig is feeling a tad territorial when it comes to Cute Newbie.

VB guards CN like a hawk.

No lecherous admirer or giddy fan can get near CN without incurring VB’s ire.

First victim was CN’s Hapless Colleague.

VB got jealous because of CN and HC’s extra closeness at the workplace. Soon enough, VB unleashed a venomous tirade against HC, who was caught off-guard.

VB scared the living daylights out of HC.

Afraid-y Krueger!

Tarnished image

Friends of Crabby Celebrity are seriously worried.

Word of CC’s abusive behavior on the set has reached pals who feel helpless. They want to intervene and encourage CC to mend ways. But then again, they are also fearful that CC may misunderstand and raise a ruckus.

After all, CC’s temper tantrums are the stuff of legend.

Concerned Buddy consulted coworkers, including Seasoned Insider, about CC’s behavior.

As luck would have it, SI had heard the same rumors, as well.

Peers couldn’t help comparing notes.

Total overhaul

Speaking of massive makeovers.

Determined Drumbeaters are working overtime to rehabilitate the damaged image of Scandalous Personality.

DDs aim to erase past misdeeds from the public’s consciousness and create a pristine persona for SP.

Well, Wealthy Benefactor will leave no stone unturned to ensure SP’s complete recovery.

After all, WB was not exactly blameless for SP’s horrific fall from grace.

Guilty conscience, anyone?

Caught in cyberspace

Reckless posting inadvertently outs clandestine couple.

Closeted Hunk frequently shares travel photos online. Unfortunately, CH’s Hot Lover is just as careless in cyberspace.

Amateur sleuths put two and two together, figuring out that CH and HL were usually in the same place at the same time. And they were often scantily clad, flexing their delts and flashing their abs everywhere.

Maybe CH and HL wanted to get caught? File under CT: For Cheap Trick.

Surefire downer

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Workmates are getting fed up with Cantankerous Personality.

They complain that CP is not a team player. Whenever CP is in a lousy mood, everyone gets pulled down, too.

CP frequently fails to listen to simple instructions, disrupting the smooth flow of the proceedings.

Contemporaries end up sweeping the mess under the rug. But they are not successful all the time.

As consuelo de bobo, CP also tries to rectify the boo-boos that could’ve been avoided in the first place.
Top of show biz news

For those who missed last weekend’s show biz news on TV. (And why we are moved, if we are moved.)

Liza Soberano

Liza Soberano on playing Darna: “I hope that I can carry the legacy and make them proud.” (Go gurl!)

Enrique Gil

Enrique Gil on Liza’s costume as Darna: “Two-piece is revealing. You don’t go to battle in your underwear … that’s weird.” (One word: Superman.)

Elmo Magalona, asked if he and Janella Salvador are in a relationship: “Wala pa. I’m just happy na may projects kami.” (Work-related happiness.)

Diego Loyzaga on his relationship with Sofia Andres: “We’re good when we’re working together.” (Isa pa ito … )

Vice Ganda on Pia Wurtzbach, his costar in an MMFF entry: “Tinitingnan ko nga siya … ‘Ay ang layo talaga ng mukha ko.’” (The truth shall set you free.)

Pia on playing a superhero: “Kailangan ko ng acting workshop.” (On-the-job training?)

Gil Cuerva

Gil Cuerva on what he looks for in a girl: “Someone who’s patient.” (Maghanap ka sa ospital!)

Marian Rivera

Marian Rivera on new friend Maine Mendoza: “Ang tingin ko sa kanya, parang ako.” (And we thought you were one of a kind … )

Jennylyn Mercado

Jennylyn Mercado on turning pescatarian (a person who doesn’t eat meat, but eats fish): “Nakapanood ako ng isang documentary at para akong nagising.” (Keep watching docus.)

Rochelle Pangilinan, asked about baby plans with boyfriend Arthur Solinap: “Gusto niya basketball team.” (Agad-agad!)

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