They make quite a handsome pair.
There is persistent talk in the studio that Popular Cutie has fallen head over heels in love with Closeted Coworker.
Alas, friends are seriously concerned about PC and CC’s “secret” affair.
According to the grapevine, CC has a less-than-wholesome past and has left a string of broken hearts along the way. CC is a pro when it comes to such clandestine relationships, but PC is too naïve to recognize the harsh reality.
Well-meaning pals advise PC to be extra cautious—especially when it comes to money matters. Better safe than sorry.
Haunted
While we are on the subject of “close encounters of the third kind…”
Hunky Charmer just got unceremoniously “outed” in cyberspace. HC’s past came back to haunt him—in a rather high-tech way.
Photos of HC canoodling with equally Bodacious Beau were spread online. To disprove comments that the pics were “manipulated,” screen shots of HC and BB’s scorching text exchange were thrown in, for good measure. Let’s just say those messages are totally NSFW.
Memo to PC: You should learn from HC’s mistakes and try to be more discreet.
Two for the road
Speaking of lovers who can’t help flaunting their affair in public…
Dashing Entertainer made a boo-boo and posted a snapshot with rumored sweetheart, Bashful Contemporary. DE proudly showed off a pic with BC that was taken in some exotic destination abroad.
Well, DE and BC are hardly visible in the biz these days. But still, their lackluster careers won’t stop tongues from wagging.
Better think before you click, bros.
Hunger games
Is it a crime to be a hearty eater?
Glamorous Personality tried to be inconspicuous, but the cameras were relentless. GP was caught on cam wolfing down a meal like a famished stevedore. Perhaps GP skipped breakfast and was simply hungry.
Still, the visual was shocking. Rated PG for … we’d rather not spell it out.
Overtime
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
The staffers in a recording studio are up in arms. They keep complaining about the extra work they have to do to make Mediocre Crooner sound good.
Seems MC cannot hit those high notes, without a little help from modern technology. While colleagues can finish their sessions in a jiffy, MC needs to spend hours and hours to perfect one song.
No wonder the big bosses are reluctant to give “challenging” production numbers to MC.
TOP OF THE TABLOIDS
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Uwian na, may nanalo na: Nadine Lustre waging Philippines’ Sexiest Woman. (Babu!)
Ai-Ai delas Alas (right) and boyfriend Gerald Sibayan
Kasal nina Ai-Ai delas Alas at Gerald Sibayan sa Las Vegas, may “sumpa” raw. (Ouch.)
Luis Manzano on Alex Gonzaga: “Untog kita sa pader na may pako!” (How cruel.)
Vice Ganda irereklamo sa MTRCB, sinadya raw hipuan si McCoy de Leon. (Calling Bantay Bata…)
Says Elmo Magalona: “Lumalabas ang pagiging super ko kay Janella (Salvador)!” (Super … what? Super bait? Super bad? Super bass?)
Diego Loyzaga on his relationship with Sofia Andres: “Napakaganda ng relasyon namin!” (Define maganda.)
Aga Muhlach kinakabahan na sa gagawing pelikula kasama sina Dingdong Dantes, Cristine Reyes at Enrique Gil! (But why?)
Neil Arce on Angel Locsin: “Nag-iisa ka lang; wala kang katulad!” (This could go either way ha.)
Rocco Nacino (left) and Sanya Lopez
Sanya Lopez on Rocco Nacino: “Boyfriend material naman po siya!” (Namen?)