Don’t be surprised if Fledgling Project lands in the dumpster sooner than expected.
Bossy Insider is going berserk—endangering the entire FP in the process.
Aside from a rather depraved crime (involving Naïve Newcomer) that was committed on the set, BI went a step further or a rung lower.
A source insists that BI doesn’t get along with Popular Star. Things soon came to a head and BI spewed venom on PS. Literally. Figuratively.
BI “spat” invectives on PS, who could only weep buckets.
Staffers hate BI and would undoubtedly cheer in jubilation should PS choose to report the incident to the bosses who are fully aware of the shenanigans.
FP’s days are numbered.
Proof of purchase
Guess who’s the latest hunk to fall victim to the sex video epidemic?
Rich Benefactor’s newest playmate, Delectable Hottie, purportedly made a “self-help” video that’s now making the rounds in the pink circuit.
DH’s prodigious gifts are on full display in the viral vid.
But has RB seen the screen scorcher yet? Perhaps that was precisely what sealed the deal between the prurient pair?
Ahem.
Overacting
True to form, Mediocre Veteran was a veritable pain in the neck—even in a new workplace and among virtual strangers. According to a spy, MV showed up with a busload of groupies on the set.
Needless to say, those in charge raised their brows.
Incorrigible MV also insisted on wearing handpicked designer duds—ignoring the clothes prepared by the staff.
Again, the bosses were perturbed.
One could almost hear them mutter: “Never again!”
Detestable me
Many thought that time had allowed Cantankerous Starlet to mellow and mature, becoming kinder and gentler in the process.
But why do colleagues still abhor CS with a capital A?
Peers didn’t hesitate to show their true feelings—even in front of the camera. They didn’t bother to commiserate with CS during a supposedly distressing moment.
Well, they managed to come up with a perfunctory nod and a half-hearted pat on the back—nothing more, nothing less.
CS must really be that detestable!
Slave drivers
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
There is a reason why there’s a quick turnover of employees in the household of High-profile Couple.
A mole claims that HC treats household helpers like slaves.
For starters, the salaries that HC offers are not that high, and yet this pushy pair expects the staff to multitask. Apart from chauffeuring the entire family all over town, the driver is also required to tend the garden.
Can you blame the poor guy for quitting after barely a month with HC?
Top of show biz news
For those who missed last weekend’s show biz news on TV. (And why we are moved, if we are moved.)
Nadine Lustre on rumors that she’s pregnant: “Baka pagkain lang laman nito!” (Burp.)
Tess Relucio, grandmother of singer Jake Zyrus (formerly Charice) on the artist’s name change: “’Yung Jake Zyrus hindi ko apo ’yan! Hindi ko kilala ’yan! Kahit ikamatay ko, hindi ko kukunsintihin na maging Jake Zyrus ka!” (Oh no!)
Richard Gutierrez, asked when he and Sarah Lahbati plan to tie the knot: “Abang-abangan natin ang mga susunod na kabanata!” (Moving on…)
Alden Richards on the possibility of doing a new indie film with Adolfo Alix Jr.: “Before nangyari ’yung AlDub, ang dami naming plano to do indie films, pero na-hold because of the things [I needed] to prioritize. Pero sana lang magawa pa rin in the near future.” (Hope springs…)
Marian Rivera on “Tadhana,” a show focusing on the plight of OFWs: “ Sila ’yung mga superheroes…Nakatapos ako ng pag-aaral ko dahil sa sakripisyo ng nanay ko.” (It’s a bit close to home.)
Janice de Belen on ex-boyfriend Gabby Concepcion admitting on TV that their breakup was the actor’s fault: “I love it, umamin ka on TV! [Kahit] late na late na!” (Better late than never…)
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