Top exec goes ballistic, acts as censor

NOTHING beats the Piolo-KC controversy. JIM GUIAO PUNZALAN

Powerful exec is at it again.

PE once ordered a news story reedited because it had propped up Dramatic Star, putting Beautiful Starlet in a bad light. PE obviously detests DS and favors BS.

Early this week, PE went ballistic again. Another pet, Hunky Star, got in trouble. PE was allegedly behind the “conspiracy” to censor an explosive story aired on a talk show.

According to a mole, PE even wanted to slug the living daylights out of Scandalous Personality, certain that SP “orchestrated” the entire fiasco.

Last-minute filler

In a show biz event, Top Star was supposed to do a splashy production number. A day before the affair, TS backed out, saying the dance number was way too strenuous. Turned out, TS was recovering from a recent illness.

Fortunately, Pretty Starlet agreed to pinch-hit, learning the complicated choreography in under five hours. What a pro!

Under the influence

So young and so soused! Promising Starlet was spotted drunk as a skunk at a trendy watering hole.

According to tattle tales, PS wanted to forget her worries – specifically Popular Hunk, who broke her heart.

PH should take extra caution, lest PS complain to her Pugnacious Papa. But wait, isn’t PS too young to go bar-hopping?

Short cut

Handsome Actor is considered one of the more talented stars in his home network.

However, he is having a tough time, career-wise, and, having grown impatient waiting for his big break, succumbed to the promises of Rich Gay. HA gleaned a shorter route to fame and fortune. And so HA and RG are now an item.

Shortcomings

Seems being slightly obsessive is just one of the many shortcomings of Controversial Celebrity, who’s been engaging Pretty Starlet with emotional blackmail.

Turns out, CC is far from well-endowed, according to Sexy Star who once had a messy feud with the blackmailer. Also, SS said, CC is all bark and, when confronted, turns cowardly.

SS claimed that when her boyfriend challenged CC to a brawl, “Shorty” chose to play hide-and-seek instead.

Top of the Tabloids

RHIAN Ramos: Talk about the upside of bad publicity.

The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved if we are moved):

Male singer damay sa KC-Piolo breakup. (A, si ano … ?)

Hindi naman daw si male singer ang dahilan … KC-Piolo nagkahiwalay dahil kay Maricar Reyes? (Male singer ba si Maricar?)

Kabadingan daw ni Piolo hinalakhakan ni Mega. (Sana si KC rin, humalakhak na lang.)

Sa mga malisyosong chika laban kay Piolo; Sharon: Ayoko kasing manira! (Parang may laman yata ’yun a.)

Piolo ’di gaganti kay KC. (Hayyy, enough!)

Heart Evangelista, umepal; Daniel Matsunaga ayaw nang mag-trunks. (Party pooper!)

DJ Mo, natakot sa mga abugado ni Rhian. (Perfect timing! Rhian has a movie … might as well fan this.)

Derek Ramsay pinag-aagawan ng TV5 at ABS-CBN. (Mukhang okey lang kay Angelica P ito.)

Lorna Tolentino, mas fresh daw kaysa kay Alice Dixson. (Bakit daw?)

TJ Trinidad, nakakatakot ang kagwapuhan. (As in?)

Binoe, ayaw nang makatrabaho ni Ai Ai: “Baka magkasala lang ako!” (Ang hirap sabayan ng KC-Piolo scandal ano?)

Bossing, Ai Ai nagkatikiman daw? (Ang hirap talaga!)

Eugene Domingo pumatol na rin sa tibo at bading. (Hayyy.)

Media ginutom daw sa party ni Pacman. (E kasi nga … )

Mga kaibigan sa movie press may tampo kay Jolens. (Sino ’yun?)

Carla Abellana, ayaw paawat sa hubaran. (Di kami aawat!)

TV commercial nina Bimby at Kris nirereklamo (puro English daw at hindi pina-patronize ang Filipino language)

Ano kaya ang mase-say ni Ate KC? Garie Concepcion, malakas daw ang pang-amoy sa mga bading. (File under C, for “cruel.”)

DJ Mo nag-iiyak, mesa pinagsusuntok. (Baka girl yung mesa.)

Gerald Anderson kay Sarah G: Baka siya ang babae para sa akin! (Dahil kaya tumabo sa takilya ang movie?)