Publicity-Hungry Personality is spreading rumors of romance with Alluring Luminary. PP allegedly hired a troop of “influencers” to keep writing about the affair.
PP is in love with the idea of “dating” famous people.
Come to think of it, PP had just been linked with Vivacious Celebrity in the tabs. And before VC, there was Feisty Charmer.
File PP under RO—as in Repeat Offender.
Reversal of fortune
There was a time Handsome Star would “bully” Listless Kin over weighty matters. HS would often push LK, who was a tad chubby, to work out in the gym.
Alas, HS is no longer as fit and fab as before. LK, however, had undergone a total makeover.
These days, svelte LK is prancing all over town, while HS is missing in action—and hiding from bashers?
Indiscreet
Clueless Beauty’s Attractive Partner had just gotten in trouble due to financial woes.
Instead of maintaining a low profile, CB can’t help blabbing about, and inadvertently flaunting, the clan’s
questionable wealth. CB let it slip that they had just spent tons of moolah on a recent grand adventure.
Damage control
Now, you’ve got confirmation that Perky Starlet is indeed a meanie.
Aggressive Cohort went on overdrive, defending PS against rumors of bad behavior.
AC couldn’t even be subtle about the “charm offensive” and pointedly told Naïve Drumbeater that PS was simplicity personified.
According to former coworkers, PS is a certified tyrant who often makes things difficult for underlings on the set. Illusory fame has gone to PS’ vacuous head.
Inspired madness
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
There’s a new couple in Tinseltown. Grizzled Heartthrob has purportedly won the heart of Hunky Cutie.
GH pursued HC relentlessly and eventually hooked the guy with promises of upward mobility.
It helps that GH is involved in the same field that interests HC. Now, GH and HC are constant travel companions.
GH’s treasure chest is now expanding—with the help of HC who serves as main inspiration.
Is this inspired madness or what? Well, GH is madly in love.
Top of show biz news
For those who missed last weekend’s show biz news on TV. (And why we are moved, if we are moved.)
Bb. Pilipinas-Intercontinental Katarina Rodriguez on rumors that she plans to relinquish her crown: “It is mine!” (Relax, gurl. Chill.)
Liza Soberano
Liza Soberano on Enrique Gil’s mall quirks: “He buys everything he sees!” (Oh.)
Yassi Pressman on providing for her family: “They give me purpose.” (Good girl.)
Alex Gonzaga on sister Toni’s baby Seve: “Minsan naiinis ako sa ate ko, pero when I see Seve, nawawala!” (Baby love!)
Kris Bernal
Cherie Gil on giving acting tips to Kris Bernal: “I was mentored by the Charito Solises and the Ishmael Bernals, so sino pa ba magtuturo sa kanila?” (From Ishmael to Kris?)
Heart Evangelista, asked if she’s ready to become a mom: “I don’t think you’ll ever be ready.” (Moving on.)
TV Patrol, 24 Oras