Tactless beauty gets in trouble with bosses

Sandara Park (left) and Robi Domingo

Tactless Beauty is infamous for speaking her mind. Well, TB’s brutally frank ways landed her in hot water recently.

Asked how she pampers herself, TB pointedly quipped that she hardly has the patience for such time-consuming rituals. The Feisty Boss of the salon that TB is endorsing went berserk upon hearing of the faux pas.

FB was livid—and rightfully so.

Apart from the hefty talent fee, TB likewise avails of all sorts of pricey treatments. “TB would have her entire body, from head to foot, scrubbed and whitened … nipped and tucked,” says a mole.

Now, TB’s contract is in peril of getting junked.

Uh-oh.

Unnatural

Perhaps TB wants people to think that she is naturally, effortlessly beautiful.

Bubbly Starlet harbors similar illusions in her pretty little head. BS insists that she’s 100-percent “natural.”

Checking the internet, however, would swiftly quash BS’ delusions of grandeur. Googling old photos and videos would show BS before undergoing a drastic makeover.

BS obviously had work done.

For starters, BS had her crooked teeth fixed.

And the list goes on and on…

Wrong number

A radio anchor categorically reported that Big-shot Celebrity got in trouble with the law.

Unfortunately, the host named BC’s much older, but equally Popular Colleague, instead. As (bad) luck would have it, PC (who is BC’s namesake) had experienced a similar crisis in the distant past.

Let’s hope the newscaster issued an erratum with dispatch. Or that PC and company were not listening to the same station. Otherwise, another court case (this time, libel) would soon hog the headlines. Afraid.

Return of the prodigal child

The whispers are getting louder.

Gorgeous Personality is purportedly unhappy with the way things turned out in New Studio.

GP only bags thankless, forgettable roles. To think, GP had transferred to NS, nurturing high hopes.

Alas, the move turned out to be a big bust—a complete and utter failure. Now, GP is willing to eat humble pie and return to an old haunt.

Beggars can’t be choosers.

Rated A for Attitude

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Perky Starlet is much-loathed on the set of latest project.
According to staffers, PS sends over a l-o-n-g list of demands before reporting for work.

Non-existent stardom has allegedly gone to PS’ head.

Worse, PS snubs coworkers—hiding in the dressing room the whole day. Coworkers don’t mind being ignored by PS, who can be such a venomous baddie.

But now, PS is being blamed as the “jinx” that caused the venture’s quick demise.

TOP OF THE TABLOIDS

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Nora Aunor ipinagagamot ni Bro. Ely Soriano sa Singapore. (Will she sing again?)

Sandara Park at Robi Domingo‚ nagdate sa Korea! (Ganern.)

Jericho Rosales at Bela Padilla lumelebel sa KathNiel, JaDine at AlDub. (Over!)

Miho Nishida nagsorry sa TommyHo fans (on their breakup). (Moving on.)

Liza Soberano pipiliting makagraduate; pangarap maging lawyer. (Go gurl!)