Campy Celeb ‘bans’ Sweet Star

RHIAN Ramos: Is she the girl in Mo Twister’s tweets?

Although they belong to the same studio, Campy Celeb and Sweet Star are quarreling.

It’s not the first time for the two to get embroiled in a very public feud with colleagues. This latest skirmish has caught the attention of their bosses.

SS was supposed to guest in FP’s show. Unforgiving FP said, in no uncertain terms, “No way and not ever.” That’s a unilateral ban right there.

An insider says FP is smarting because SS failed to grace a major project close to his heart. But we can’t help but think the duo’s respective camps could be fanning the flames themselves to drumbeat coming projects. File under S, for Suspicious.

Star Wars 2

Giddy Star befriended Major Star, but GS had an ulterior motive that was soon unmasked. Insanely jealous, GS was snooping, asking co-workers for details on MS’ talent fee. GS thought it was much lower than the actual amount.

If she knew the real figure, GS might jump from her condo roof top.

Budding diva

SARAH Geronimo: Is her fascination with Gerard for real?

Network insiders are exasperated with Feisty Starlet. She has yet to prove herself in the biz, but FS is already throwing her weight around.

FS is afflicted with “billingitis,” insisting that her name should come after the word “and” in the credits.

Network Boss remains unimpressed with FS’ acting skills (or lack of it, more precisely) and has repeatedly asked the staff to reedit the trailer of the poor girl’s show.

Infected!

Seems Pretty Star is undergoing some sort of emotional upheaval. Struggling with her love life, PS suffered a health scare.

According to a mole, PS had a glittery stud piercing in a delicate body part. It caught a nasty infection and PS had to endure painful treatments. Ouch!

BARBIE Forteza: Shriek fest

Mad monologue

Dramatic Actor was spotted at a gasoline station behaving strangely, talking to himself and shouting expletives about “the opposition.”

Someone tried to check if DA was fine, but was met with cuss words. “Mind your own business,” DA shrieked.

A witness thought DA was a politico, but a gasoline station attendant correctly identified the troubled guy as a celebrity who has had not a few run-ins with the law.

Top of the Tabloids

The top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Willie talbog sa talent fee ni Mega. (Do we know that for sure? Oh, we do?!)

Mariel pinipilit si Binoe na lumipat sa TV5? (Is that sound advice?)

Bilang respeto raw kay Matteo, Coco iwas na iwas kay Maja. (Or maybe he just lost interest.)

Piolo, KC nag-isnaban sa CamSur. (Why are we not surprised?)

Nakiusap na sa mga fans nila ni Piolo; KC: Kailangan ko ng dasal niyo! (No, you don’t. Just accept it.)

MARIAN Rivera: Romance cooling off?

Alex Gonzaga, Kean Cipriano dedmahan sa taping. (And we should care because…?)

Marian, Dingdong nagkasawaan? (Parang hindi naman.)

Mo Twister naduwag dahil kay Rhian Ramos. (Is she the girl he’s tweeting about?)

Rhian Ramos malas sa lalake, swerte sa career. (Apparently.)

Sarah Geronimo tinalbugan ni Anne Curtis sa concert ni Martin Nievera. (Not in singing, of course not!)

Sarah kapit na kapit sa hita ni Gerald Anderson. (Ah, may movie siguro.)

Sarah: Ayokong papalit-palit ng boyfriend. (Bakit, ilan na ba?)

Lalamunan ni Barbie Forteza gamit na gamit sa “The Road.” (Please qualify.)

Geneva Cruz, KC Montero nuknukan ng arte, andaming reklamo. (Aren’t we all glad she’s gone from that show?)

Jinkee Pacquiao nagmamaasim na raw. (And she can well afford to, can’t she?)

Iwa Moto: Hindi ako nanganak sa Japan! (Fine.)

Valerie Concepcion nahiyang batiin si Gretchen Barretto? (That’s between the two of them.)

Pauleen Luna bagong labs ni Bossing? (Ditto.)

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